Caption Contest

[jack]

Thanks and a hat tip to Galga :bigass:

 

[Kerb Crawler]

"You have very weird lightsabers in Japan, youngling."

 

[Kerb Crawler]

"These cell phone pix of you are... arousing. How high up DO those skirts go?"

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Stranded somewhere in the Far East, Darth Vader is forced to borrow a Japanese schoolgirl's cell to "phone home." The Emperor is not pleased.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

"Yes, I've seen the screen shots of the girl blowing the donkey."

 

[Mentalist]

Want to see my spare helmet girls?

 

[WillsZenith]

all i know is that i was in the cantina...then i woke up with these two asian chicks...

 

[WillsZenith]

The signal is weak with this one....

 

[Mentalist]

Girls: Aren't you too short to be Darth Vader?

Vader: Maybe its because I am actually a Jap geek with potruding buck teeth, you know?

Girls: Uh, yeah.. Good bye...

 

[Mentalist]

Girls: Are you telling me thats not Emperor Palapatine on holiday with Yoda and the English Cricket team in Bermuda?

Vader: Well I'm not a conspiracy theorist...

Girls: Face it Vader, you've been japed.

Vader: NOooooooooooooooooOOOoooo!

 

[WillsZenith]

worst S and M meet ever.

 

[WillsZenith]

Hmmmm Impressive...................and 200 free txts too

 

[Laker_Girl]

Me Daat Vadah, me no read chinky, sooooooo soddy.

 

[Mentalist]

Vader: This picture, what type of Sarlaac is that!

 

[WillsZenith]

Oh fuck, its a dress in school clothes party....

 

[curiousa2z]

^bwahahaha! very good.






"I'm where!?
I shoulda asked for directions at that space station!"

 

[WillsZenith]

Bollocks....everyone knows black is sliming

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I swear to god, I didn't text you that from the buttons on my chest.

 

[jack]

"Put it under her skirt for the next one"

 

[YeahSoWhat]

What an odd light saber you have and why are you putting it in her....? Would you like to see MY light saber now?