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Cass? Why are you hiding???

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
My spies tell me you're lurking here. Why don't you just come out and post? We won't hurt you. I only want to carve a little "z" on your forehead. :wub:
 
I already mentioned in another thread how she doesn't have an account here anymore, but she says "hugs and kisses" and all.

I was just thinking...if (as some have said) Wordforge is - or was - a "family", then that makes Cass and Garmet like your sisters.

Wow. Tamar is also a sister, but maybe the sister that people want to break a few taboos over...

Shit, that would make us brothers! You know, nevermind, I reject the family metaphore.
 
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Aurora's no good here :(

Anyway. Volpy, Volpy, Volpy. If you want to start a new life, better forget the old one. Dragging your obsessions over is like smoking 'occasionally': you'll be back to chain smoking in no time. But don't worry, KIRK is here and will be soothing your homesickness with big cups of stupid :cool:

See ya in six weeks!
 
Aurora's no good here :(

Anyway. Volpy, Volpy, Volpy. If you want to start a new life, better forget the old one. Dragging your obsessions over is like smoking 'occasionally': you'll be back to chain smoking in no time. But don't worry, KIRK is here and will be soothing your homesickness with big cups of stupid :cool:

See ya in six weeks!
Hey Cass! Good to see you. :) Do you need anything? Is there anything I can get you to make you more comfortable? Your avatar looks a little fucked up. Do you need a replacement?
casshitlerave-1.jpg

I've got some others if you don't like that one. :)
 
Hey Cass! Good to see you. :) Do you need anything? Is there anything I can get you to make you more comfortable? Your avatar looks a little fucked up. Do you need a replacement?
casshitlerave-1.jpg

I've got some others if you don't like that one. :)

I wonder who that poor girl is that Cass chose to use in place of her real picture. I can assure you Volpone that Cass does not really look like that. She is at least 150 pounds heavier and quite a bit uglier.
 
Hey Cass! Good to see you. :) Do you need anything? Is there anything I can get you to make you more comfortable? Your avatar looks a little fucked up. Do you need a replacement?
casshitlerave-1.jpg

I've got some others if you don't like that one. :)

Cass = Lord Raffles?

:wtf:
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I wonder who that poor girl is that Cass chose to use in place of her real picture. I can assure you Volpone that Cass does not really look like that. She is at least 150 pounds heavier and quite a bit uglier.

Anyone have her number?
 
"Volpone" is Latin for "Fox", so my meme has been to use foxes as avatars. Cass' is to use hot, thin brunettes that look more or less similar. Naturally I have a good number of her avatars saved, defaced with little Hitler moustaches. :twisted:
 
"Volpone" is Latin for "Fox", so my meme has been to use foxes as avatars. Cass' is to use hot, thin brunettes that look more or less similar. Naturally I have a good number of her avatars saved, defaced with little Hitler moustaches. :twisted:
Good that you explained it. It was all too subtle and complicated for us simple folk to follow.
 
What the fuck is your problem? You can't stand the heat at WordForge so you have to pick on Cassandra here?

Welcome back Cass. I'd ignore these little shits if I were you. Once you respond it gives them a chance to whack off into tissues after their mom's go to bed at night.
 
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