casting TrollKingdom: The Flick

[Archibald Nixon]

missmanners - Holly Hunter

Mentalist - Johnny Lee Miller

Conchaga - Seth Rogen

jack - Lewis Black

Messenger - Hayden Christensen

Eloisel - Reba McIntyre

Gagh - Robbie Williams

bad dog - Michael Madsen

Sarek - John Goodman

Coyote Ugly - Nicky Katt

The Question - Steve Buscemi

Laker_Girl - Catherine Keener

Big Dick McGee - Joe Rogan

Tisiphone - Jennifer Love Hewitt

Gonad - Fiona Apple

Grammour Boy - Paul Reubens

St. Lucifer - Vincent D'Onofrio

Lord Raffles - Jeffrey Combs

VKD - Andrew Dice Clay

Donovan - James Spader

Tamar_Garish - Amy Acker

KerbCrawler - Brian Posehn

Gurk McGuintey - Verne Troyer

Mongo CGI --voiced by James Earl Jones
GrandTheftCow CGI --voiced by Patton Oswalt

**for flashback scenes**

Cait - Nicole Kidman
Shatna - Jason Alexander
Sadi - Brittany Murphy
HeroicFool - Jaleel White
RWC - Rob Schneider
Jillian - Phyllis Diller
Skin Of Evil -Peter Stormare

Mea culpa: Couldn't figure out any for the following: Enkephalen, Curiousaz, Eggs Mayo, Bickendan, headvoid, Loktar, Colonel Kira's Left Tit & Atlas Collins.
...or for these former posters: Sardonica, Hambil, Morrigan, RommieSG, Number_6, Blazerboy, Blade and/or Bladev1, Peter Octavian, LoverofPurple, Yo & Yo2.

Mea Culpa Maxima: Anyone I left out.

Suggestions & recasting encouraged.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Laker_Girl - Catherine Keener

WHAT!?

I'm not that old or that unattractive, try again.

Set him straight BDM.

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

Who the fuck is Verne Troyer?

 

[Friday]

Who the fuck is Verne Troyer?

He played "Mini Me" in the Austin Powers movies. :lol:

 

[CaptainWacky]

AHEM.

CaptainWacky - Cillan Murphy.

 

[DarthSikle]

Jesus...left off another list.

He remembers Mongo though.

 

[VKD]

who the fuck is Andrew Dice clay?

 

[DarthSikle]

Hickory Dickery Dock, the bitch was sucking my cock....

 

[VKD]

Laker Girl = Kathy Burke

MM = Frances Mcdormand

jack = John Malkovich or Dennis Franz

Hambil = Woody Allen

 

[VKD]

OK I found Andrew Dice clay. Yeah, he does look a bit like me

 

[Big Dick McGee]

WHAT!?

I'm not that old or that unattractive, try again.

Set him straight BDM.

He's waaaaaay off! Laker_Girl looks like a more attractive Jessica Simpson. She has nicer cheekbones and a better body, though. Her lil' chin cleft looks like Jessica's, though.

So, yeah, Laker_Girl is like a hotter version of Jessica Simpson.

 

[VKD]

Kim Nyholm (aka Danny Hellman) = Michael Berryman

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

He played "Mini Me" in the Austin Powers movies. :lol:

Oh! That's cool then.

 

[Conchaga]

Eggs Mayonnaise should be Nathan Lane.

And for a new guy, you're doing pretty well Nixon.

 

[Tamar_Garish]

Flattering, but doesn't Amy Acker have dark hair?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Eggs Mayonnaise should be Nathan Lane.

Fair enough. If he's sporting a Frakes-style beard.

 

[Grammour Boy]

WTF?

 

[Conchaga]

Fair enough. If he's sporting a Frakes-style beard.

I was thinking that he could combine his roles from The Producers and The Birdcage for your part. The beard would work well, methinks.

 

[Tyrant]

LOLsy.

 

[Lilac]

Better add me to that list.