Cat Bump Thread

[Mirah]

Does your cat have bumps? If so, how do you get rid of them? You know, like when you shave your cat and stuff. I'm just saying.

 

[Loktar]

I bite them off. They're high in protein.

 

[Mirah]

But what if you like a smooth cat, and doesn't that leave scars? Unsightly! Do you have any other suggestions?!

 

[Loktar]

Reply hazy. Try again later.

 

[Mirah]

Is it later yet?

 

[Loktar]

yes. Reply hazelnut now.

 

[Mirah]

I dont want to know anymore.

 

[Loktar]

I dont want to know anymore.

Sorry. Its been a long day. I just couldn't think up a decent reply. I'll try harder next time,

 

[Dirk Funk]

But what if you like a smooth cat, and doesn't that leave scars? Unsightly! Do you have any other suggestions?!

Depilatory cream. That works the best.

 

[Mirah]

Depilatory cream. That works the best.

Thank you Dirk Funk. Does it burn? Will I be able to handle the smell? How often will I have to use it?

 

[Dark Pickle]

Luckily, Trouble has long hair, and it conceals most unsightly blemishes!

 

[Dirk Funk]

Thank you Dirk Funk. Does it burn? Will I be able to handle the smell? How often will I have to use it?

No, doesn't burn at all. It smells bad, but that washes right off. And it lasts longer than shaving, the hair takes longer to come back. Just don't leave it on too long. Also make sure your cat closes her eyes. You don't want any of it getting into her eyes or mouth. It's not good for her.

 

[TheArtist]

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