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Cat lover troll.

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I saved my first post.

Hi, I'm new here. I have a problem, I guess. The other day I came home from work and found my cat Victor literally massacred. It was not a pretty site. My alsastion, berry, had ripped it's body apart and my living room was covered in blood. The dog didn't even seem phased when I came in. Picking up bits of cracked cat skull was not what I wanted to come into. I had a takeaway with me as well and I almost didn't eat it.

So I come on-line today and look for some Dog behaviour sites but came across this site as well. My question is whether I should risk getting another Cat because I don't think the dog will do it again. I'm pretty sure it won't. I guess they must have had some sort of altercation. It was probably the cats fault a little bit to start with.

So that's my question. I guess it's stupid to ask what would get blood out of a corduroy settee because nothing is working.


Oh and hello all.
But it was the responses that made it golden. I left enough secondary hooks in there to create a state of disbelief with the take-away and the settee. And I kept resonding in an even more uncaring manner which started making people inclandescant.

I got these two responses as well but the rest is gone.

"You "almost didn't eat" your takeout??? I would have been so horrified I wouldn't have eaten for DAYS!!!"
Noone gives a crap about you sette!!! We are concerned over the welfare of the animal in your home!! Don't get anymore animals. You are obviously not responsible enough to properly care for them!
I kept moaning about the settee.

Got two pages out of it before it was deleted though.
 
*ROFLMAO* :)
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