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Cat Shitting Drama

Volpone

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
The other day someone shit on the rug out in front of the litter box, in the entryway. I assume it was The Cat, but it was much larger than the shit I scoop out of her litterbox. I wonder if clumping cat litter does that much to desiccate catshit that it shrinks them down by about 20%.

If not, The Dog has some 'splainin' to do.
 
Some weird cat I don't know (not the ginger one) tried to sneak into my kitchen. I think they know my cat died and are trying to move in.
 
Volpone said:
The other day someone shit on the rug out in front of the litter box, in the entryway. I assume it was The Cat, but it was much larger than the shit I scoop out of her litterbox. I wonder if clumping cat litter does that much to desiccate catshit that it shrinks them down by about 20%.

If not, The Dog has some 'splainin' to do.
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Are you sure you didn't do it?
 
My guess: The Dog was like, "gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta -- OH. Yeah, I'll do it where The Cat does it! Yup, uh huh! Uh huh!" Except maybe The Dog has stormtrooper aim.
 
I'd believe it was me before The Dog. Because I was home when it happened (or I had a zenlike ability to avoid stepping in it whilst not noticing it) and I think The Dog would cry like crazy before pooping indoors when someone was there to let her out. You should've seen the destruction the night she had diarreah and tried to get out to poop.
 
I came home today and there is nothing in the litter box. Nothing. WTF. And no strange smells anywhere else. The cat has only gone in the box. WTF Poor kitty. He looks fine. ALL DAY? Oh, I think he finally used it.
No more drama.
Carry on.
 
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