cats and dogs

[that orange cat]

i used to think that dogs were awful. then i met my wife.

she's a great bitch.

 

[Gagh]

But you don't have a wife, and you're not a cat.

 

[that orange cat]

sure i do, and sure i am, silly!

 

[Gagh]

No, you're not.

 

[that orange cat]

yes i am

 

[Gagh]

No - you are not.

 

[that orange cat]

silly person!

 

[Gagh]

No, I am not.

 

[that orange cat]

you are to me, but to each their own...

 

[Gagh]

No - to you I am not silly. I am annoying. That is why you are posting right now.

 

[that orange cat]

well, that's cool, think whatever you want. you're not annoying me, it's kinda fun!

 

[Gagh]

I think it, because it is true. Why else have you registered this account?

 

[that orange cat]

just to chat with whoever's on this here forum... i wasn't out to annoy anyone in particular...

if you want me to go away, i can go elsewhere...

 

[Gagh]

You're not interested in chatting. You only want to troll by opening threads and posting in the character of a cat. You know this will fail.

 

[that orange cat]

what would you consider success?

 

[Gagh]

Not what you are doing.

 

[that orange cat]

ok, so i'm failing at having a conversation? man, that sucks. i'm pretty smart for a cat (i.e. typing, cognitive thought, making lists, etc.) but if i can't even hold a conversation... i guess i should just quit, eh?

 

[Gagh]

You're not a cat.

 

[that orange cat]

golly, gagh, there's my picture right there!

 

[Gagh]

No, that's an image you have Googled. It's not even orange.