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Cats can be bastards.

curiousa2z

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
so yesterday I was shocked to see my cat run by me carrying a BUNNY in his mouth! I chased him around the garden ( the neighbours have such great free entertainment living next to me) until I finally could grab him. He made the poor bunny scream, too.
So today I was out in the backyard getting my bike and saw all this grey fur..and then I picked up a bit of it and the was a little bunny foot attached.
Cats can be bastards,
 
That's a good little hunter.
 
I saw my cats kill a squirrel a couple days ago. They're EVIL.
 
they are evil. my bloody cat has more food every day at home than 3/4 of the children in continental Africa!
and he thinks he can just sit here on my lap looking cute! :rwmad:
 
So your mad at the cat for doing what the cats natural instinct is to do?
 
Doctor Dave!
 
My cat just watches the squirrels. I think she'd like to be friends with them.
 
Only after they did of natural causes.
 
Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr, purr, purr.
 
Boogie, MY DOG, loves cats. Cats love him back, especially boy cats. Especially one boy cat who lets Boogie hump him and rub his red rocket all over his back. I've nicknamed the cat BB (Boogie's boyfriend). Today BB got tangled up in Boogie's leash, and kinda freaked out, but came right back for another humping after I got him untangled.
 
Maybe Boogie knows just how to scratch his itch.
 
Need gay cat pics now.
 
CASSIE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE END TIMES!

THE PROPHET BILL DID DOTH SAID "DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER, MASS HYSTERIA!!!11"
 
That Bill!
 
That Eggs!
 
curiousa2z said:
so yesterday I was shocked to see my cat run by me carrying a BUNNY in his mouth! I chased him around the garden ( the neighbours have such great free entertainment living next to me) until I finally could grab him. He made the poor bunny scream, too.
So today I was out in the backyard getting my bike and saw all this grey fur..and then I picked up a bit of it and the was a little bunny foot attached.
Cats can be bastards,
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Thats where all those rabbits feet came from in the 80's! Dude you could make a fortune!

Ew, just kidding. Sorry. That is really gross. I would have totally just left the fur there, I think.

LOL we both have cat avatars.
 
Yet both of you are not cats!
 
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