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As we all know, "Alex" recently left his old career as a Sorbonne translator in Fake France, to take a job as a claims adjuster in Fake Brussels. But did you know that "Alex" also spent some time as a model?
That was the best centerfold "Fat Diabetic Gnome Weekly" ever had.
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Wow, his post almost had something to do with that thread.
Innit funny, people who talk about being reincarnated always say that they used to be Caesar's assistant or Lincoln's secretary or somebody else connected to someone famous? They never say "in my previous life I was also just some guy".
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How do you know that Alex Buchet isn't a Gay Black Guy zeroing in on your scrawny ass?
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Too late!
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I thought Buchet's mom died fighting the nazis?
LOL
What's he zeroing in on scrawny asses for?
Is he running low on boy meat?
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pssst... this is libellous.
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No, what's funny is that you think being a child model is notable.
Maybe it is to yokels like you out in the boondocks, but in New York it's about as notable a job for kids as washing cars.
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Why do you care?
Alex, when you were a child model, did the photographers have trouble fitting your entire head into the pictures? Did they make lenses big enough in those days?
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What sort of child model?
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I'm not the one who thought it was worth telling a group of strangers about, especially since none of them asked. YOU think it's important, that's why YOU bring it up. I sure as shit wouldn't unless it was the topic of the discussion.
I was laughing at the fact that YOU think its notable, just as you do all the other things you mention when talking about yourself, which is your favorite subject despite whatever subject is actually under discussion.
But you know all this.
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I brought it up in a TCJ discussion devoted to Glamourpuss, a publication about the fashion industry. It was perfectly appropriate there. YOU'RE the fool who makes a big whoop-de-doo about it.
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It was about YOU, not the subject. It's always about YOU. Nobody fucking cares about YOU. Shut the fuck up.
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Alex, your uncle taking pictures of you in your BVDs while your mom and dad were out for their anniversary doesn't make you a child model.
It does, however, explain a lot about you.
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Did he make you wash his car too, Alex?
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Pssst...it's NOT libelous.
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I hate to say it, but Danny's right. It's just stupid-- but stupidity is one of the main reasons for the Gutters.
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It's certainly why you spend so much time here.
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Exactly.
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Ya, Alex makes a model-related comment at some other board on a model-related thread, so Geesus runs over there, does a cut-and-paste of it and brings it over here and whines about it.
When Alex responds to it here, Geesus cries and has a jealous meltdown because Alex actually dared to mention himself, and must be evil beacuse he might therefore also think that everything is about him, and he should instead shut up forever.
Meanwhile, if Geesus had instead just ignored Alex's harmless TCJ post and done nothing, there would have been no problem at all in the first place.
Yep, sounds like a typical Geesus M.O., allright.
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I'm glad we agree that you're an idiot.
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Hate to tear you away from your favorite subject, Banny, but since we've got you on this thread, perhaps you could answer a recent question about you that came up here:
Are you or are you not the wife of the infamous Daniel J. Hellman the third?
A plain yes or no will do just fine.
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Gee, "Ed", you're not your usual happy-go-lucky self lately. It's almost as if you've mysteriously taken on a darker, more serious persona. Everything OK at home?
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Well, "Fig," (?) how in the world would a poster using a smiley face icon (and on a post very politely asking if Banny is Danny's wife) suddenly start flashing red lights to you about being dark and serious?!
Better forget that career in psychiatry.
LOL
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There's no need to be defensive, Ed. A plain yes or no will do just fine.
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Dearest Ed,
No.
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I'm Danny's wife, Ed.
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I didn't know Danny's wife was named Ed.
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Short for Edwina. Pleased to meet you.
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It has recently come to light that Danny's wife is actually a zoftig mannish JAP.
:::giggling:::
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Hmm. You originally posted a much longer reply, then edited it.
Probably because it was such obvious bullshit.
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She said she was from France?
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If only you could learn by example.
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Ha!
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Quit stealin' my schtick!
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...which is a far cry from the blonde model-type he led us to believe he was married to.
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Apologies: Ed, peter mcdonalds of burger king land is actually danny's wife.
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it's "zaftig," not "zoftig," panda
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both spellings are correct according to Urban Dic
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Thanks for that answer finally, Banny. Now that we know you're not Danny's wife, we can proceed on that basis.
Please keep my family out of this. As I've mentioned before, my three kids (by my previous marriages) are two boys and one girl: Eddie Jr., Eddie Jr. Jr. and Edwina.
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Eddie Jr., Eddie Jr. Jr. and Edwina.
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A dog/man hybrid would look more like this... http://www.monstrous.com/content/view/4560/356/
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Alex was Geedis for about two weeks back in October.
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How creepy for Geed.
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Vagina says what?
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you going to answer this, Geed?...
http://trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=103381
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Wow... And people accuse me of obsessing over stuff for too long.
Apparently, Geedis doesn't know what a vagina says because it's been a really long time since he got near one.
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Yeah, that's what a vagina says.
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That's such a weird insult. Vaginas are awesome. Women sometimes let men (or other women) do fun things to them. Babies come out of them.
Is that the repressed homosexuality talking again?
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And now I'm posting to this thread!
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pssst, dooders...Vaginas don't talk.
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Geedis is living proof that an anus can type.
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Welcome back, Dumas.
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Butters!
That was the best centerfold "Fat Diabetic Gnome Weekly" ever had.
--
Wow, his post almost had something to do with that thread.
Innit funny, people who talk about being reincarnated always say that they used to be Caesar's assistant or Lincoln's secretary or somebody else connected to someone famous? They never say "in my previous life I was also just some guy".
--
How do you know that Alex Buchet isn't a Gay Black Guy zeroing in on your scrawny ass?
--
Too late!
--
I thought Buchet's mom died fighting the nazis?
LOL
What's he zeroing in on scrawny asses for?
Is he running low on boy meat?
--
pssst... this is libellous.
--
No, what's funny is that you think being a child model is notable.
Maybe it is to yokels like you out in the boondocks, but in New York it's about as notable a job for kids as washing cars.
--
Why do you care?
Alex, when you were a child model, did the photographers have trouble fitting your entire head into the pictures? Did they make lenses big enough in those days?
--
What sort of child model?
--
I'm not the one who thought it was worth telling a group of strangers about, especially since none of them asked. YOU think it's important, that's why YOU bring it up. I sure as shit wouldn't unless it was the topic of the discussion.
I was laughing at the fact that YOU think its notable, just as you do all the other things you mention when talking about yourself, which is your favorite subject despite whatever subject is actually under discussion.
But you know all this.
--
I brought it up in a TCJ discussion devoted to Glamourpuss, a publication about the fashion industry. It was perfectly appropriate there. YOU'RE the fool who makes a big whoop-de-doo about it.
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It was about YOU, not the subject. It's always about YOU. Nobody fucking cares about YOU. Shut the fuck up.
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Alex, your uncle taking pictures of you in your BVDs while your mom and dad were out for their anniversary doesn't make you a child model.
It does, however, explain a lot about you.
--
Did he make you wash his car too, Alex?
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Pssst...it's NOT libelous.
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I hate to say it, but Danny's right. It's just stupid-- but stupidity is one of the main reasons for the Gutters.
--
It's certainly why you spend so much time here.
--
Exactly.
--
Ya, Alex makes a model-related comment at some other board on a model-related thread, so Geesus runs over there, does a cut-and-paste of it and brings it over here and whines about it.
When Alex responds to it here, Geesus cries and has a jealous meltdown because Alex actually dared to mention himself, and must be evil beacuse he might therefore also think that everything is about him, and he should instead shut up forever.
Meanwhile, if Geesus had instead just ignored Alex's harmless TCJ post and done nothing, there would have been no problem at all in the first place.
Yep, sounds like a typical Geesus M.O., allright.
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I'm glad we agree that you're an idiot.
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Hate to tear you away from your favorite subject, Banny, but since we've got you on this thread, perhaps you could answer a recent question about you that came up here:
Are you or are you not the wife of the infamous Daniel J. Hellman the third?
A plain yes or no will do just fine.
--
Gee, "Ed", you're not your usual happy-go-lucky self lately. It's almost as if you've mysteriously taken on a darker, more serious persona. Everything OK at home?
--
Well, "Fig," (?) how in the world would a poster using a smiley face icon (and on a post very politely asking if Banny is Danny's wife) suddenly start flashing red lights to you about being dark and serious?!
Better forget that career in psychiatry.
LOL
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There's no need to be defensive, Ed. A plain yes or no will do just fine.
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Dearest Ed,
No.
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I'm Danny's wife, Ed.
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I didn't know Danny's wife was named Ed.
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Short for Edwina. Pleased to meet you.
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It has recently come to light that Danny's wife is actually a zoftig mannish JAP.
:::giggling:::
--
Hmm. You originally posted a much longer reply, then edited it.
Probably because it was such obvious bullshit.
--
She said she was from France?
--
If only you could learn by example.
--
Ha!
--
Quit stealin' my schtick!
--
...which is a far cry from the blonde model-type he led us to believe he was married to.
--
Apologies: Ed, peter mcdonalds of burger king land is actually danny's wife.
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it's "zaftig," not "zoftig," panda
--
both spellings are correct according to Urban Dic
--
Thanks for that answer finally, Banny. Now that we know you're not Danny's wife, we can proceed on that basis.
Please keep my family out of this. As I've mentioned before, my three kids (by my previous marriages) are two boys and one girl: Eddie Jr., Eddie Jr. Jr. and Edwina.
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Eddie Jr., Eddie Jr. Jr. and Edwina.
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A dog/man hybrid would look more like this... http://www.monstrous.com/content/view/4560/356/
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Alex was Geedis for about two weeks back in October.
--
How creepy for Geed.
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Vagina says what?
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you going to answer this, Geed?...
http://trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=103381
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Wow... And people accuse me of obsessing over stuff for too long.
Apparently, Geedis doesn't know what a vagina says because it's been a really long time since he got near one.
--
Yeah, that's what a vagina says.
--
That's such a weird insult. Vaginas are awesome. Women sometimes let men (or other women) do fun things to them. Babies come out of them.
Is that the repressed homosexuality talking again?
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And now I'm posting to this thread!
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pssst, dooders...Vaginas don't talk.
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Geedis is living proof that an anus can type.
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Welcome back, Dumas.
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Butters!
