Celeb BB stars prediction

[whisky]

Bobby Ball
The Hoff
The ugly one from the sugar babes
Some 18 year old boy singer noone has heard of
Some 50 year old genderly ambigous singer people stoped hearing of in the 80s
Johnathon Ross's mum
Someone who once walked past George Clooney
The colour mauve
A stale carton of milk
Boutros Boutros Galee

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

GARRETT WANG ROBERT BELTRAN CAGEMATCH (they weren't invited they just show up and do it)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Don't forget:

Boris Johnsson(PPLLLEEEEEEEEAASSSSEEEE IF THERE'S REALLY A GOD YOU WILL DO IT)

Someone who's old and out of touch.

Someone who's completely fucking stupid, and can therefore go on a "journey". Has Jade's boyfriend been on it?

A comedian, just in case everyone else is dull. Maybe Jimmy Carr or OMG Dara O'Brain!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Kilroy.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The BBC have some suggestions, including Dirk Benedict! YEARGH!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6226239.stm

One of India's most famous Bollywood actresses, Shilpa Shetty, is reported to be taking part in the next series of UK celebrity TV show Big Brother.

Other celebrities reported to be taking part in the show include Ian Watkins - H from pop band Steps - wild punk rocker Donny Tourette and soccer player Teddy Sheringham.

Those reported to be on the list of possibles include the actors Julie Goodyear, Dirk Benedict, and Paul Michael Glaser.

H from Steps would be fucking annoying, but Dirk Benedict would be fantastic and Julie Goodyear would probably end up being this year's Lea. Strange there's no mention of the Hoff there though.

 

[whisky]

You couldnt have the Hoff and Faceman in at the same time, it would be like crossing the streams.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It could be just enough power to take out H once and for all!

 

[CaptainWacky]

H just came out as gay OMG A GAY IN BB IT'S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The Hoff is settling into a standing gig in Vegas playing the Nathan Lane role in The Producers. He's set for at least a year or so.

 

[Gagh]

Before he pisses himself on a luggage carrier at an airport again.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CORRECTION: THE HOFF IS NOT PLAYING THE NATHAN LANE ROLE OF MAX BIALYSTOCK.

HE IS PLAYING THE DRAG ROLE OF DIRECTOR ROGER DEVRIES.

THIS MEANS MUCH SHAVING AND WAXING, WHICH MAY HAVE A DETRIMENTAL EFFECT THE NEVADA ECOSYSTEM. STAY TUNED.

 

[CaptainWacky]

STAY ERECT

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That does make shaving easier down there...