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Celebrity Apprentice 5: set phasers to FABULOUS!

Donovan

beer, I want beer
So I was listening to a radio show today and they offhandedly started talking about celebrity apprentice, a show I could give a shit about. But when they read the list of attendees I actually got a little interested.

Adam Corolla: one of the funnier guys on tv when he wants to be.

Debbie Gibson: former teen queen trying to resurrect a career.

Clay Aiken: guess the Idol thing didn't stick.
Arsenio Hall: Remember when this guy was king of Late Night?
Cheryl Tiegs: My earliest boner probably was due to thinking about this girl. And...whoops, looks like my latest one too.
Dee Snider: He used to wanna rock. Now he wanna eat.
George Takai: Will spend the first few episodes talking his peers into wearing red tunics.
Therese Guidice: Some reality chick who is the generic angry urban bitch of the year.

Do they even pretend they're trying to find an actual businessperson any more? Or did Trump just blatantly steal the entire plotline of "Surreal Life"?
 
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