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Celebrity Big Brother Rumoured Housemates Database

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
So there's finaly some rumours in the GUTTER PRESS. Someone posted this list on DigitalSpy...

Jedward
Natasha Giggs
Mike Tyson
Bobby Brown
Amy Childs
Ricky Hatton
Vanessa White (The Saturdays)
Andi Peters
Carol Smillie

Source : The Mirror

It's probably bullshit, but Jedward at least seem certain. Can't really see Mike Tyson doing it though. ANDI PETERS TO WIN?
 
Carol Smillie is an inspired choice if it's a fake list. She's been off the radar for so long, she's just the kind of person you'd strain to remember if you were putting together a fake list, but wouldn't remember at all if you were trying to hire big names for a BB relaunch on a new channel.
 
I'm surprised there are only 2 American ex-pats being floated at the moment. There are a lot more celebs on the skids who can't broker reality deals in the US...

Live drunken Jedward gay twin porn FTW.
 
Someone on DS is claiming Boy George is "signed up" which would make sense since he was supposed to be on last year's CBB but was blocked for LEGAL REASONS.
 
I remember thinking he'd be the most interesting one on CBB last year, but then we ended up with Vinnie Jones and...that guy who shagged Jordan. Two of them, in fact.
 
Oh but her mother turns out to be really racist and thick and everyone hates the lot of them for a couple of years until Kerry gets cancer and a trashy magazine gets record sales by releasing an "in memorium" edition before she's even dead?

I think I saw that Big Brother once before.
 
Here's a more comprehensive list of all the rumoured someone posted on DS.

Martine McCutcheon - EastEnders Actress
Peaches Geldof - Wild-child daughter of Bob Geldof
Amy Childs - Only Way is Essex 'Star'
Chelsy Davy - on/off Girlfriend of Prince Harry
Kerry Katona - Reality TV Personality
Kerry Katona's Mum
Imogen Thomas - (Former BB Contestant) Model
Rachel Uchitel - Tiger Woods Mistress
Sonia - Singer (80's)
Grace Dent - Guardian Newspaper Columnist
Natalie Cassidy - EastEnders Actress
Natasha Giggs - Ryan Giggs' Mistress
Vanessa White - Singer (The Saturdays)
Alice Devine - TV Presenter (MTV, T4)
Su Pollard - Actress (Hi Di Hi!)
Helen Wood - Wayne Rooney Mistress
Rachel Stevens - Singer (90's, S Club 7)

Brian Blessed - Actor
Aaron Carter - American Singer (90's)
Michael Greco - Eastenders Actor
Snoop Dogg - Rapper
Tim Westwood - Radio 1 DJ
Robbie Savage - Footballer
James Cracknell - Olympic Rower
Dave Lee Travis - Radio 1 DJ (70's)
Steve Strange - Singer
Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen - Television Designer
Ricky Hatton - Boxer
Jack Osbourne - Son of Ozzy Osbourne
Mike Tyson - Boxer
Mohamed Al-Fayed - Former Owner of Harrods
Jedward
 
If Jedward and Aaron Carter were in there together, it would be like Jedward are triplets only one of them is mildly retarded.
 
He's the kind of nutter who would. Remember he did a documentary about climbing mountains on Mars? I agree, though, it's too awesome a prospect so we should all assume it'll be Bobby Davro instead, crying into his cornflakes for a week before eventually deciding to leave. In his last moments in the house before entering the diary room, he turns around, surveying the lounge come makeshift clown school, halfheartedly lets out a "goodbye everyone", and turns to leave, unacknowledged by his fellow housemates, who are excitedly watching Joss Stone (who's sought the house as a refuge from kidnappers) juggle her old albums and balancing a spoon on her nose while dodging custard tarts flung by Jedward. "OMG, you're like so kewl Jess you're like the best omg that kinda like rhymed omg we should write songs and stuff yeeeaaahhhh! Jess is the best! Jess is the best! Woo, omg, everybody!"

Before Joss can correct them on her name, Samanda come in.
 
I want that Leo Sayer clip played at my funeral.

That and 3 hours of Whitney Houston's most maudlin songs.
 
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