Celebrity Big Brother

[CaptainWacky]

WILL TAKE PLACE AND I'LL WATCH IT IF I'M STILL ALIVE

If the rumours are true we'll get...

Kevin Federline
Boris Johnson
Adam Ant
Tommy Sheridan
Jeffrey Archer
David Hasslehoff

But we'll actually get...

GLAMOUR MODEL#2
BOYBAND MEMBER#5
RUSSIAN DIPLOMAT
SOME BLACK WOMAN

Can't wait!

 

[Mentalist]

Jeffery Archer?!

Oh my..

 

[CaptainWacky]

He is pure evil.

 

[Mentalist]

H'es a worthless cunt.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I loved that clip of him they always showed on HIGNFY. "Just you wait until I'm Mayor!"

 

[Cassie]

I hope your celebrity BB is better than the all star BB we had.

 

[Conchaga]

What they need to do is get together a list of meme actors and actresses. Starting with Hasslehoff and Shatner. From there we'll watch as Celebrity Big Brother pwns all.

 

[Cassie]

Shatner FTW.. could not care less about Hasslehoff.

 

[Conchaga]

The two of them together would be fucking priceless.

 

[Cassie]

What is it about Hasslehoff anyway? I just don't get it.

 

[Conchaga]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=savIztuBjsc

 

[Conchaga]

among other things.

 

[Cassie]

I'll watch it later

 

[Conchaga]

WATCH IT NOW

It's really funny and it'll help you understand the hilarity of the Hoff. His singing career is a giant joke amongst most people. That video is proof.

 

[Cassie]

How long is the video.. if it's more than a minute it'll take forever to dl.

 

[Cassie]

OMG 4 minutes.. that's about an hour in dial up time. I'll dl it though, since it's so important, GOSH

 

[Conchaga]

4min. But totally worth it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SHOW SOME CONSIDERATION TO DIAL-UP USER AND STOP POSTING YOUTUBE LINKS LOL I'D NEVER DO THAT.

 

[Conchaga]

That's the spirit.

 

[Cassie]

Still waiting.. halfway there!