Chandler and Ross spin-off

[CaptainWacky]

(Chandler and his best buddy Ross are sitting in their NEW APPARTMENT playing on the NINTNEDO WII.)

Ross: Boy I can't believe Monica left you for Tom Selleck!

Chandler: I can't believe Rachel left YOU for Gunther!

(They both laugh. The studio audience whoops and hollers.)

Ross: Well at least they took our kids with them and we can enjoy living the single life again!

Chandler: Amen to that, bro-ha!

Ross: Bro-ha?

Chandler: It's how I say "brother!"

(Laughter.)

Ross: You crazy guy! We're going to have so much fun!

(Knocking at the door.)

Chandler: I wonder who that could be!

Ross: Maybe it's the HOOKER I ordered!

Chandler: ...

Ross: Only joking!

(JOEY comes bursting in.)

Joey: Hey guys! I just moved back to the city to come and live with you! I didn't like it in LA. No one was watching! If you know what I mean! Haha. And my sister was annoying.

(Chandler and Ross look at each other. They both pull out GUNS and RIDDLE Joey with BULLETS.)

Ross: DIE MOTHERFUCKER!

(Laughter.)

Chandler: I'm glad he's gone!

Ross: Me too!

(Chandler and Ross make out. The audience whoop and holler.)

THE END

 

[Caitriona]

I like the pilot. The Network would at least pick it up for 6 episodes.

 

[Enkephalen]

Wasn't the pilot shopped around Hollywood for years?

 

[Hambil]

A bit racist

 

[CaptainWacky]

A bit SEXIST you mean.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

A bit violent. Shop it to HBO and give Chandler a bigger dick.

 

[Caitriona]

Now that is a good idea.

 

[CaptainWacky]

but he'd still look like Chandler

 

[Caitriona]

Of course.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So it's not a good idea.

 

[Gagh]

Needs more KANE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Kane: MAY 19TH