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Charley

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Had the most stereotypical "I WANT TO BE RICH AND SHAG FOOTBALLERS UP THE BUM!" video ever. Not impressed.
 
Charley

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First Words: "You're twins wow!"

Life Philosophy: Celebrity, celebrity, cash, celebrity.

Likes: Celebrities, money, cocktails and her car.

Dislikes: Racism, smoking ban and spiders.

Why BB?: Because she's not doing much at the moment

Current Status
In house

House History
Day 1: Entered house

Age: 21

From: South London

Occupation: Unemployed

Status: Single



About:


Cousin of Manchester United player Kieran Richardson, Charley, lives at home with her Mum, and is currently jobless.

She says she will keep herself occupied in the house by "dancing, singing and getting on people’s nerves." Charley admits she is not a morning person and has a habit of sleep-walking and talking. Her greatest phobia is of spiders and she confesses she will find the upcoming smoking ban (which will be implemented in the BB house also) very difficult.

Charley is a regular bar-hopper in Manchester's city centre and admits that despite being unemployed she still has an active social life: "I go to celeb hangouts and meet great people!"

When asked to rate herself on a scale of 1 to 10 on attractiveness - Charley gave herself full marks.




Menty's first thoughts:


I will once again agree with my esteemed colleague Wacky. Just plain don't like her. Out of all the housemates that went in I disliked this one the most. Loves herself more than anyone else possibly could and I expect she won't last that long. Although look how far Grace went. Either way she will still mix things up in the house.
 
Considering every internet post I've read about her consists of some variation of "she's fucking ugly!" no, you're not.
 
No, shes fugly, shes got the face of a boxer, and not a particualary good boxer at that.

She also kind of looks like what would happen if you merged Rose's face with Martha's face, then sucked all the pretty out.
 
I had an immediate dislike of her when she described herself as an "It" girl. I've never really understood quite what "It" girls thought they were trying to be, but I don't like it.

And she's fucking ugly.
 
Hopefully she'll go the same way as Charlie from Lost. THAT'S RIGHT, I want her to drown after a one eyed Russian drops a grenade in the swimming pool.
 
one eyed Russian drops a grenade in the swimming pool, is now my favourite euthamism for having a wank
 
She is ugly and I categorically hate her already. Which is a good thing because you NEED people to hate on this show.
 
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