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Charlie Brooker's view

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
He apparently "twittered" while the show was going on and these were his comments. I don't "do" twitter.

Well Freddie's not going to be annoying, is he?

CONTROVERSIAL!!!!!!!!!

This is like a bad play.

She needs a Sims icon above her head.

I hope Milo's in next http://bit.ly/NZ113

Lisa would be the creation of a bored gamer who just hit "Random" on all the attributes in the creation mode.

Here comes the enemy.

Hope he gets sealed in a giant see-through plastic bag with the norovirus and no napkins.

I can't wait to find out what makes Noirin tick.

The cool character from any kid's sitcom circa 1989.

RT @skymoose: the fresh prince of bell end

Okay, now I'm weirded out. We had a character called Angel in Dead Set.

Looks like the start of a Dario Argento sequence.

Herr Flick goes to a fancy dress party as Liza Minnelli.

This blonde / brunette editing is just too ****ing complex for me. Why not cut in footage of a talking shoe and have done with it.

I genuinely like this guy.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the next James Bond.

Read all their names aloud and it sounds like the periodic table.

RT @DrAbrahamSuplex: I can guarantee that when its Marcus's turn to cook he will have his own specialty dish that will be really shit.

@Pettsvaldo ON YOU READ, YOU BIGGER ****!

CONTROVERSIAL!!!!!!

June Sarpong action figure.

Reckon Gordon Brown's in next.

Yeah, but is he a *Charlton*?

"His least favourite word is 'Chillax'" He's alright too, then.

I just sketched a single mum on a bit of paper and even that's feeling empowered by this ballsy display right now, yeah?

RT @davidschneider: Yes, producers, Slumdog Millionaire was a big hit #bb10

It's all the Beatles circa Abbey Road.

James Lance playing an Iranian Justin Lee Collins.

RT @philjeffs: That's what the cowardly lion would look like if he went to art school.

****, that IS Milo

Someone has to join the Manson family

That's a drawing of Wilf Lunn

Okay, too rotten now. NEWSNIGHT!!!!

"June Sarpong action figure" for Sophia is my favourite comment.
 
Brooker is bordering on near-genius, and sometimes dabbles in full genius territory, IMO. I don't know who they are, but that's all I need to know!
 
June Sarpong action figure.

Herr Flick goes to a fancy dress party as Liza Minnelli.

That's what the cowardly lion would look like if he went to art school.

LOL. Quality.
 
Imagine if he wrote a really good episode of DS9 and then brought back firefly.

Would we all have to give him blow jobs?
 
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