Charlotte Church hates Zombie

[CaptainWacky]

"I don't half hate them zombies, I do!" said the busty welsh songstress, as a latino boy massaged her feet. "'ere, massage them feet harder, boyo!" she added.

 

[Harkley]

ARRRR IM A PYRAITEEWQR

 

[CaptainWacky]

OMG PIRATE ZOMBIES WOULD BE SO HAWT!

 

[Harkley]

I'M NOT A ZOMBIE.

THAT WOULD MEAN I WOULD HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH A ZOMBIE TO MAKE A PIRATE ZOMBIE.

NOOOOOOO

 

[Mentalist]

The veins in my neck are twisted. I think I am dying.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AT LEAST YOU LIVED A LONG AND FULL LIFE.

 

[Dr Dave]

Harkley your not a Pirate either

 

[Harkley]

YOU LIE!!! I BEAT BUTTONS REGULARLY. ONLY PIRATES CAN BEAT NINJAS.

 

[Buttons]

Thats a lie! Pirates can't be ninjas. Only Chuck Norris can beat ninjas because he's like Ninja Squared!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Charlotte Church's tits are ninjas.

 

[Mentalist]

Charlotte Church's tits are like Snowy to Tin Tin, Robin to Batman or a pair of big breasts to a woman.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fair play to her.