Charlotte Crosby

[CaptainWacky]

"I have sex, I shit myself, I piss myself."

WHY GOD WHY.

 

[The Tomtrek]

She's such an over the top terrible person it feels like she's been written by Charlie Brooker.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She wouldn't be famous if she could control her bladder.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's a bitch for destroying that cake.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Why isn't she up for eviction?

 

[CaptainWacky]

She wasn't even considered.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's a real hero.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

She actually seems quite responsible.

 

[CaptainWacky]

RESPONSIBLE FOR RUINING A BAD WITH HER PISS, YEAH.

(She seems to have dropped the act a bit so she's not as bad now.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

So let me see if I understand this: at the moment, when she's sober, Charlotte is immortal. But when she gets drunk, that transforms her into a mortal? Surely she should stay sober then?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Either way, she seems really nice. Although as per usual it's hard to tell if someone's genuinely pleasant and a bit dim, or if it's all an act.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Winner.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Broken Britain.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Kill everyone. All people. All of them. Kill them all.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

All the smoke was probably to conceal her pissing herself with excitement.

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least I'll forget about this series by tomorrow.