Children In Need without Terry Wogan...

[CaptainWacky]

Good luck getting anyone to help those children!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I didn't even realise it was on tonight. I rarely watch actual TV, and almost never anything on the BBC, so I've missed all the ads.

 

[Gagh]

DON'T WORRY. MAYBE SIR TERRY WILL GET BETTER OR SOMETHING. HE COULD TURN UP ON WALKING DEAD AS "AVUNCULAR IRISH WALKER #4"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember when he killed Jedward with a double Rock Bottom (the current Jedward are ghosts, nobody's ever touched them so nobody's noticed)?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I still hope to get within touching distance -- my warming hand with reanimate their flesh AND THEY WILL BE MY SLAVES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They can still touch each other...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just like the Fanning Ghosts! (They're not actually ghosts, they're just pale.)