CHIP Rant

[Cranky Bastard]

Who designs the doritos-style triangle chips?

There I am a bit earlier tonight, trying my homemade dip when I realize that all mexican corn ships and doritos and guacamole triangles are all the same size. They're just exactly too big to comfortably insert into the mouth no matter which way you turn the chip - and I can open my mouth pretty wide (shush you gay people).

The edge of the chip invariably catches the corner of my mouth, smearing it with dip and hurting/making a mess.

Neither can you "bite" a chip. They are designed to crumble into several pieces that scatter all over hell, heaven and purgatory and back - into the hardest to reach places on the floor. If covered with dip, the chip-fragment will smear everything on the way to the floor.

Who do these chip-inventor-fuckers think they are? Is it so fucking hard to make a chip that fits into the mouth?

 

[VKD]

pringles fit into the mouth easily

 

[Cranky Bastard]

pringles fit into the mouth easily

A well-designed potato chip, for sure. I was speaking of triangle chips, though.

Also good are Scooper Corn Chips. Perfect size. Excellent for scooping.

The triangle chip makers need to find their ass with at least one hand.

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

Tostidos make a smaller round corn chip where I am. The big honkin' triangle chips are now just used to poke someone's eye out.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Who uses Doritos in dip? Aren't they covered with enough crap? I prefer tortilla strips, lightly salted. Mission makes a good tortilla strip.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Doritos and ranch is pretty good.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Doesn't this belong in the food forum?
Also-here is my side on this whole "chip" dilema.
First off, I thought this was going to be a thread about that show or something.
Second-well, there is no second-just this.
I love the huge triangular chips!
You put them on a plate or platter or whatever and make a huge plate of Nachos. Homemade nachos! Yum! And they sort of break and stuff, then you don't have to worry about getting the whole chip in your mouth.
I was at the store the other night looking for these chips and all I could find at first were those little stupid bite size chips-whatever!
So, yeah, sorry I don't support your chip rant. But I hear ya man, I hear ya!