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Christian sex addicts

It'd be perfect if the board was a bit more active, but you've really found a gold mine. :)
 
It's good, but I've got a problem. Hearing about their masturbation problems makes me nausaus. Really, it does. I don't know why. Well, it might be that a lot of people online are ugly as shit and the thought of those 2 things together makes me want to puke. I could *fantasize* that they are beautiful people and think looks aren't important, that it's the *soul* of the one writing.

But, those 2 things don't jive. I know the truth. So, I'm back to the nausea (however the fuck you spell that word). I have prayed to God before, but the most he has ever done for me is desensitize me to seeing ass-to-mouth, even though it still does nothing for me. But, I've come across so much internet porn that ended up being ass-to-mouth that I'm mostly turned off to porn entirely. That and midget porn looks like pedophilia and child-on-child sex.

I prayed to Satan in hopes that he might be able to help, but he said he didn't care because I wasn't into ass-to-mouth. He said it was a beaut that he was glad he came up with and was happy it was driving more and more people to depravity, like double dipping, tripple dipping, etc. That it would lead to increased animal sex with humans to make it the norm that a person would fuck a turtle and destroy traditional marriage.

Because Satan is bad like that.
 
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LULZ

I'm living a double life. On the outside, I appear as "straight" as can be. But on the inside, I have attraction to guys. I'm not sure if I'm gay though. I don't have a girlfriend or a partner. I don't know if I should admit I'm gay because I think I may just be tricking myself into thinking I'm gay.
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Hi Misha, I have a question: why do you think that you might be "gay"?

don't "feel", think, thats what the enemy doesnt want us to do.

Sorry, that might have sounded a bit direct and insensitive, I didn't mean it that way.

God bless!

count your blessings!

God is with us! Let us LISTEN to Him and OBEY Him!

I will continue praying for you guys

Keep clean!
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Hi misha,

There is no such thing as BEING gay. There are many today who choose to live a life of sin that they call "being" gay, but it is all about choices. You may not be able to control what crosses your mind, though with God's help I believe that can change too, but acting on temptation is another thing altogether.
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Hi guys,

Recently I experienced sexual attraction towards my pastor. I feel horrible even thinking about it, but that night we committed horrible sins in the chapel. I'm afraid that my sins of thought and flesh will lead to me spending an eternity being ass raped in the depths of hell; can anybody help me?

Sincerely,
Jonathon
 
Priest said:
Dear Dual,

You seem regretful of our love. You moaned as I reached around to give you a little of what I felt. Don't forget all the things I whispered in your ear. Our love is pure, almost Christ-like. There's nothing to fear of hell. We are all going there no matter what. Now, come to church and Ill give you another taste of my confessions.

Always Yours
Priest
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Dual said:
Hi guys,

Recently I experienced sexual attraction towards my pastor. I feel horrible even thinking about it, but that night we committed horrible sins in the chapel. I'm afraid that my sins of thought and flesh will lead to me spending an eternity being ass raped in the depths of hell; can anybody help me?

Sincerely,
Jonathon
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No.

The priest is going to purgatory and you're going to be reincarnated as an unwanted, directionless loser...forever separted from the man you have chosen to love. It'd be best if you be rebaptized and hit yourself in the head with a king james bible every time you think of laying on your back on a large pile of waffers.
 
There is no such thing as BEING gay. There are many today who choose to live a life of sin that they call "being" gay, but it is all about choices.
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He sounds just like my father!
 
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