Cinch
Axe Wielding Maniac
Yes, ladies and gentleman, the Den is back.
First order of business, I want a harem of my own. My harem tent will be large. There will be an abundance of pillows, not so much for reclining as for prevention of naked wrestling related injuries. I very much like to wrestle but I'm not very good at it.
There is a door in the floor, chained and padlocked, in my corner. You really shouldn't ask about the door.
There will always be grapes. And Skittles. And chocolate.
Keep in mind that there will be a very groovy bridge linking my harem tent to Consumer's. Think Ewok village but with harem silks. I will be visiting the neighbours on a regular basis.
Cinch's Sex Den/Tent (Dent?) will be co/ed. I have first dibs on anyone who enters the tent. When I am not in residence you may feel free to play with yourselves. Or amongst yourselves. Or play with yourself while others watch.
The super soakers may be used to get your attention when I return.
First order of business, I want a harem of my own. My harem tent will be large. There will be an abundance of pillows, not so much for reclining as for prevention of naked wrestling related injuries. I very much like to wrestle but I'm not very good at it.
There is a door in the floor, chained and padlocked, in my corner. You really shouldn't ask about the door.
There will always be grapes. And Skittles. And chocolate.
Keep in mind that there will be a very groovy bridge linking my harem tent to Consumer's. Think Ewok village but with harem silks. I will be visiting the neighbours on a regular basis.
Cinch's Sex Den/Tent (Dent?) will be co/ed. I have first dibs on anyone who enters the tent. When I am not in residence you may feel free to play with yourselves. Or amongst yourselves. Or play with yourself while others watch.
The super soakers may be used to get your attention when I return.