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Coming soon. A lil something-something to ponder....

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....The 20th edition thread continues.

  • Why i'm enjoying "TK"?
  • What has "TK" done to deserve my services for so long?
  • Why tha fuck would I keep pimpin' weak mothafuckas?
  • Who's holding me back from making this shit hole, an adults forum only?
  • Does eloisel or Conchaga think they can get at me?

I'll answer these questions and much more at a later date. Think about it.
:popcorn:
 
Do you really think we care?

So, you're speaking for the whole "TK"? or just your duals? or both?

Story at... whenever I get around to giving a fuck.

I'm guessing you want it now. Check my profile bitch. Its about time for me(Blackfoot) to log-off untill Friday.

Thanks for playing. Untill then, keep wasting your life here at "TK" all day evrey day. Pimpin' ain't easy as you think........ BYE.

:popcorn:
 
....The 20th edition thread continues.

  • Why i'm enjoying "TK"?
  • What has "TK" done to deserve my services for so long?
  • Why tha fuck would I keep pimpin' weak mothafuckas?
  • Who's holding me back from making this shit hole, an adults forum only?
  • Does eloisel or Conchaga think they can get at me?

I'll answer these questions and much more at a later date. Think about it.
:popcorn:

*laughing*

do tell blackie
 
....The 20th edition thread continues.

  • Why i'm enjoying "TK"?
  • What has "TK" done to deserve my services for so long?
  • Why tha fuck would I keep pimpin' weak mothafuckas?
  • Who's holding me back from making this shit hole, an adults forum only?
  • Does eloisel or Conchaga think they can get at me?

I'll answer these questions and much more at a later date. Think about it.
:popcorn:


Is it true you're a 14 year old asian girl with big boobs?

:duh:
mm
 
So, you're speaking for the whole "TK"? or just your duals? or both?

Don't have duals. I prefer to do my work in the open. Like your fishery.

I'm guessing you want it now. Check my profile bitch. Its about time for me(Blackfoot) to log-off untill Friday.

Thanks for playing. Untill then, keep wasting your life here at "TK" all day evrey day. Pimpin' ain't easy as you think........ BYE.

:popcorn:

There's a story? Lemme guess. You fucked one of your Nubian goddesses (freshly imported from Africa) in her giant, jiggly ass a few months ago. Only problem was, your tiny dick (it's a myth. not all black men have giant dicks. you're the exception that proves the rule) couldn't keep the condom on; so you decided to lie to the fat, slobbering, chicken-smelling bitch and stick it in bareback. When you were done, it wasn't all you'd hoped it would be and you two shared two entire racks of pork ribs using the bedsheets as bibs.

Recently, when you tried to give blood, the red cross sent you a letter informing you of the tragic news that you've contracted HIV. Your viral load is so much that you'll have full-blown AIDS in a couple of weeks.

Is that the story?

Well, if that's the case, here's a few tips.

1. Don't swim in pools. If you get cut, everyone else will get AIDS, too.
2. WEAR A GOODDAMNED FINGER COT NEXT TIME, MORON. PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULDN'T BE BREEDING ANYWAY. THANK GOD IT WAS IN HER ASS. I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT SOME HIDEOUS SPAWN OF YOURS WOULD LOOK LIKE. OH GOD! I JUST PICTURED IT! I'M NOT GOING TO SLEEP FOR DAYS!
3. Enjoy your AIDS, nigger. Smile big with those chicklet teeeth.
4. Consider euthanasia. Not because you're going to wither away from some terrible disease. Do it because the rest of the world will thank you for removing yourself from the gene pool. That leads me back to #1: the no pools clause.

Though, if the above message was too verbose for you, here's a shortened version:

Eat a dick, sit on some broken glass, and wash down your sorrows with bleach. Please.
 
On average, black dicks are pretty much the same size as white dicks. It's the French that are really huge. It's probably just a leftover from when slaveowners needed some reason to justify why their wives would cheat on them with a slave.

Asian dicks, on the other hand, are actually significantly smaller than average, especially among the Koreans and the Japanese.

THE MORE YOU KNOW!
 
LOL @ the French. Huge dicks, huh?

Merde, elle vas jamais voudrais un autre homme appres moi !
 
Your cover was blown long ago. Another secret in the vault.

:popcorn:

What cover? What the fuck are you on about, ya crack-addled jigaboo?

Too long didn't read. Just another sad story about your pathetic life, right?

Next time keep it short and sweet, O'kay.

TL;DR is the fallback for, "I read the whole thing and I can't think of a comeback intelligent enough for your masterfully-crafted insult. Therefore, I'll just say TL;DR in hopes that you'll be frustrated that I didn't read your incredible prose."

You sir, are a joke. Get the fuck off my internet.

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You'll notice the figure on the sign is black. Think about it.
 
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