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Commercial Pitches

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
Dog food: Gravy Train

A dog who looks a lot like Ozzy (maybe a labradoodle) sings -


All aboard!
Hahahahaha
Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye...
Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of poodles living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love and forget how to hate
Neuter wounds not healing
Life's a bitter shame
I'm going off the rails on a gravy train
I'm going off the rails on a gravy train


Then he drags his butt on the carpet while a pack of puppies gobble up all the Gravy Train.
 
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