Confederate Santa's coming to town

[starguard]

Someone posted this over at wordforge that had me laughing like crazy :kitty:

Y'all better watch out,
And look like you try,
Give him no lip,
I'm tellin' y'all why.
Confederate Santa's coming to town.

He's crackin' his whip,
He's makin' it slice,
Pick that cotton, boy,
Ain't tellin' you twice.
Confederate Santa's coming to town.

He knows when you've been loafing,
He knows you plan to run,
He's worried 'bout the womenfolk,
So he always has his gun.

Y'all better watch out,
And look like you try,
Give him no lip,
I'm tellin' y'all why.
Confederate Santa's coming to town.

Yeeee Hawww :lol:

 

[missmanners]

Here's one you missed Gagh.


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[Gagh]

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