Congratulations Brad and Angelina!

[CaptainWacky]

WAY TO RUB JEN'S FACE IN IT, YOU MONSTERS! #TeamAnniston :who?me?:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Jen was so depressed, she went on Jimmy Kimmel last night and appeared in a lame Friends reunion fanfic sketch.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember when Brad Pitt was in Friends and it was hideously unfunny (it was an episode of Friends)?

 

[whisky]

Didn't Goldie Hawne and Kurt Russell live together for dozens of years, then get married, then soon after split up?

 

[The Question]

I thought they created a living dog out of spare dog parts, then chased each other around the house with lawn darts until Andy Griffith rose from the grave and ate them to shut them up.

 

[jack]

Even Jon Voight was surprised!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I saw the Jimmy Kimmel thing.

Lisa Kudrow looks unchanged, but Courteney Cox (autocorrect is trying to change that to "Centenary Cox") looked weird. Way too much filler.

 

[whisky]

But not Joan Rivers level of filler.

 

[Cassie]

I was their flower girl.

 

[The Question]

Did they let you eat the flowers after?

 

[CaptainWacky]

But not Joan Rivers level of filler.

Too soon.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I DISAGREE, the Brad Pitt episode was quite funny. JOEY'S WEARING PHEOBE'S MATERNITY PANTS SO HE CAN FINISH TAHT WHOLE TURKEY BY HIMSELF OMGOMGOMG!

Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell never married but are still together after 30 years. They have grandchildren.

The Kimmel sketch sucked not because people thought it wasn't staged, but that the jokes within it were lame and it had a weak structure and no ending. Perfect recreation of the kitchen set from the original show, though.

 

[whisky]

Thats good for them, dont know where I got that particular wrong end of the stick from.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I just assume every episode of Friends sucked after season three but I'm not rewatching them to find out. I hope there's a website dedicated to the declline of Friends like that Simpsons site I read sometimes.

 

[whisky]

I thought it stayed funny till the end, there was a rough patch where they made Joey a bit too stupid to actually be alive, but then they scaled that back a bit.

Ross' british wife nearly ruined it for a while, but at least we got a load of camoes from british actors, and Richard Branson out of the deal.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yeah it had a sketchy season later on, but then after Rachel got pregnant it started getting funnier again.

The last season was hit or miss, but that happens with any long running show because they have to fill it with PLOT in order to give the characters the contrived endings they cooked up for them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about that season where Ross went around punching random women in the nose and shouting "WE WERE ON A BREAK...LIKE YOUR NOSE"? That was a bit weird.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I would have liked to have seen that. THey could have written it into those episodes after his wedding to that cold English bitch he married for no good reason, and slowly cracked up for half the season as a reult.

MOIST MAKER!!!!111

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

but then we got Jennifer Saunders and Tom Conti and Fergie in a couple of episodes, so it was okay I guess.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Remember when Fergie meant Sarah Ferguson, and not that chick from Black Eyed Peas with blowjob lips?

She married Josh Duhamel, a perfect specimen of a man. His cock is wondrous.