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COSTCO/SAM'S SCAM WARNING:

Blindgroping

U mad 'bro?
I don't how many of you shop at Sam's Club or Costco, but this may be useful to know. A friend of mine back in the states became a victim of a clever fraud while out shopping. This happened to him and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say, "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Sam's Club or Costco.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

He had his wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow.
 
Omega Weapon once attempted to purchase certain launchers at half price only to find itself fooled by the checkout girl.
 
Blindgroping said:
I don't how many of you shop at Sam's Club or Costco, but this may be useful to know. A friend of mine back in the states became a victim of a clever fraud while out shopping. This happened to him and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say, "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Sam's Club or Costco.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

He had his wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow.

You 'friend' told you this story in an attempt to turn you on and have you suck his cock. Nothing more. Did it work or are you too ashamed to tell us?
 
This has urban myth written all over it

I'm not that stupid . . . good-looking girls sucking and fucking at Costco's . . . I don't think so . . .
 
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