Countdown to Festivus!

[Dr Dave]

Then I can tell you people what I think of you!

 

[Loktar]

You have to best me in the Feats of Strength first!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll fetch the aluminium pole.

 

[Dr Dave]

You have to best me in the Feats of Strength first!

Cassie will be pitch wrestling for me.

 

[Loktar]

Cassie will be pitch wrestling for me.

A wise choice. My mama raised me to not hit girls and Cassie would likely beat me up anyway. I hear she wrassles gators.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Only if they piss her off.

 

[Dr Dave]

She once gave a goose the "Cassie stunner", which the "Stone Cold stunner" was based off of.

 

[CaptainWacky]

A young Emma Stone was watching from the bushes and it inspired her to become either a goose hunter or an actress who eventually plays a goose hunter in a movie.

 

[Cassie]

DOWN WITH GEESE!

 

[Cassie]

WHAT THE HECK? This goose ate Festivus!

 

[Dr Dave]

The bastard!

 

[Loktar]

Poor little goose.

That aluminum pole sure is gonna hurt coming out the other end.

 

[CaptainWacky]

UP WITH DUCKS.

 

[Dr Dave]

They are great!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Better, even, than robot ducks.

 

[Loktar]

 

[CaptainWacky]

They stole it from me.

 

[Loktar]

Yeah but you stole it from Howard the Duck's semi autobiographical erotic fan fiction. All's fair in war and duck love.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fair...or fowl.

 

[Dr Dave]

Both?