Originally Posted by Billy Bob Black
Oh LORD, we beseech You who art in Heaven, to destroy this pit of debauchery. LORD, my friend told me a story from about 10 years ago about getting fellatio on the infield from some intoxicated harlot. I rebuke that sort of behavior in Your holy name, oh LORD. I beg you to show Your displeasure at such evils as women running around topless and showing sinners their cooters for a few hits off a joint by sending a tornado.
In Christ's Holy name,
A sinner who has never been to 4th street.