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CURIOUSA8z

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I kept my hand of the deal to the best of my ability (although to be fair it would be ompossible to tell if I was drunk or not due to my posting style) DID YOU LOVE UP TO YOURS you busty temptress of the North!?
 
!
 
*Watches with sexxotensive interest*
 
Of course she's in the north pole or something so she's probably still having "Christmas lunch" with polar bears.
 
^TOO
TRUE!
but that's done, now.
I've made xmas cookies ; watched Ballentine's Nutcracker (sorry gents) Suite, listened to the Queen's Speech fom the Throne, and whilst SOMEONE ELSE starts worrying about dinner, I am FREE to indulge in TK debauchery....NOW!

deteriorating spelling/syntex and general comprehensibity to follow!

WISH I'D THOUGHT OF MERRY EGGSMAS, now I'll have to steal it from WACKY.
 
OMG! Has everyone passed out already?
Well, I'll return in a little (after some more "holiday cheer") while.
 
getting there.
:D
 
after akk, all, a promise is a PROMISE>.
 
OK fine we are not wasted enough to avoid responding to posts directed at us.

Wacky? Eggs? Curious? KC? BB? Menty?

Well OK so maybe it's just me monitoring this site wasted...
 
catching up...I should be quite witty by the time dinners served...
 
Don't be witty just be dashing. That's my ploy.
 
females dont do dashing so well methinks....
 
I was only a little drunk and that was hours ago. But still, a good day!
 
i'M ON PAINKILLERS BUT NONE OF OU LOOK LIKE LIZARDS YET. I NEED MORE.
 
Can we start using "Broken Eggs" like "Broken Arrow"?

As in :

OMG BROKEN EGGS BROKEN EGGS ABORT TEH MISSION.
 
I wonder what Data's head was thinking all those years under the ground.
 
Probably "I think Geordi might be gay!"
 
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