Current missing items

[Mirah]

I seem to misplace things quite often.
Currently I can't find my down blanket which would come in handy for this cold weather. I have a feeling it is inside of one of my sleeping bags from a camping trip.
And now I can't find a notebook. Who loses a fucking notebook? It makes me crazy because I imagine it sitting in some coffee shop for all to see. I have no idea what is inside of it except for some notes from a meeting I am supposed to type up and email to everyone.

Please miss all items that are currently lost, misplaced and missing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They're always in the last place you look.

 

[Mirah]

I found my notebook.

Serioiusly, no one else has things they've lost, things they are looking for? That one shirt you love that maybe fell behind the dryer when folding clothes. That shoe that slid under the bed that you haven't looked for yet, that power cord to your hp stream while you were tansporting it one night. (Another thing I lost)

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't think I'm missing anything, but I'll check.

Also

 

[Starship Coyote]

They're always in the last place you look.

Of course it is... what sort of asshole keeps looking for something after he's found it?

 

[Dr Dave]

Trump?

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Mirah]

I feel like such a loser that no one else has things they have lost. Maybe I have too many things.
Still cannot find my down blanket, I looked inside my sleeping bags too. : (
Now I can't find a tea tumbler. Maybe it broke and I threw it away. That might be-but why would I keep the lid that fits on nothing else? I should have thrown it all away.

 

[Dr Dave]

Yes...

 

[Starship Coyote]

Trump?

That's a consistent mistake.

But keep making it. November isn't far away.

 

[Mirah]

So....I just took off a tank top and its gone. I Fucking Can't Find it. WTF. How the hell can I not find something I just had in my hand? As soon as I hit send it will show itself to me.

 

[jack]

I bet Loktar is wearing it

 

[Mirah]

LOL
Loktar give it back!

(It is still lost btw)

 

[Mirah]

I found my fucking tank top.
It was behind the pillow on my bed.
Makes sense now that I think about it.

 

[Loktar]

I lost one my reusable Price Chopper bags today. Might be in the backseat of my car. I'll look for it tomorrow or Monday. It's empty and only cost $1. No big deal if I don't find it.

 

[Dr Dave]

Gone now...

 

[Mirah]

I was about to write "Pants" in reply to this tweet ,and then I saw Nancy Sinatras reply. Suddenly the pants didn't seem that significant!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Current missing items from TrollKingdom: AN ARCADE.

 

[Dr Dave]

I was about to write "Pants" in reply to this tweet ,and then I saw Nancy Sinatras reply. Suddenly the pants didn't seem that significant!

You should have gone with pants.