Cute dog does tricks for you

[eloisel]

See this little dog here:
http://www.idodogtricks.com/index_flash.html

Type in a command and he will do tricks for you

(like sit, roll over, down, stand, jump, sing, shake, fetch, play dead, etc. And, it's also very cute if you type in a command that's not recognized!! Don't forget to ask him to kiss you too.)

 

[Homo Erectus]

cute

 

[MamaKitty]

cute

Well it does not like being called a cunt

 

[Internet Troll]

super cute

 

[Internet Troll]

Well it does not like being called a cunt

or a homo dog that likes to hump a mans leg...

 

[jack]

you fucking perverts, cant you just play with an app?

 

[The Call Of Nature]

awww, that's soo sweet!

 

['Gear]

or a homo dog that likes to hump a mans leg...

That would be reverse bestiality. Not 'homo'.

 

[Internet Troll]

That would be reverse bestiality. Not 'homo'.

do i really wanna know... oh god...

the dog is both zoo and homo so it is a homozoo

 

['Gear]

do i really wanna know... oh god...

the dog is both zoo and homo so it is a homozoo

I'm pretty sure 'homo' isn't cross-species. If I have sex with a female sheep is my heterosexuality safe?

 

[Internet Troll]

I'm pretty sure 'homo' isn't cross-species. If I have sex with a female sheep is my heterosexuality safe?

if you have sex with a sheep then you become a welsh sheep fucker lol

 

[The Call Of Nature]

actually, most Welsh men I know are extremely handsome (and extremely sexy). These sheep are lucky!

 

[eloisel]

actually, most Welsh men I know are extremely handsome (and extremely sexy). These sheep are lucky!

Then introduce me to an extremely handsome and sexy Welsh man.

 

[Homo Erectus]

why hello thar.

 

[eloisel]

Hello.

Is "thar" Welsh for "there?"

 

[Homo Erectus]

Well, I am part welsh and part indian and a bit of scottish as well. So...I'm as close as you'll get to a handsome welshman here at TK.

 

[eloisel]

Sounds promising. Tell me more, please.

 

[The Call Of Nature]

Then introduce me to an extremely handsome and sexy Welsh man.

How about this one?

 

[The Call Of Nature]

I love the British with their soft, almost feminine fatures. (plus that sexy Midlands accent!)
But then I have always had a weakness for slightly feminine types, especially those with dark eyes and long hair (like John Lennon, for example)

 

[starguard]

See this little dog here:
http://www.idodogtricks.com/index_flash.html

Type in a command and he will do tricks for you

(like sit, roll over, down, stand, jump, sing, shake, fetch, play dead, etc. And, it's also very cute if you type in a command that's not recognized!! Don't forget to ask him to kiss you too.)

It's too bad that he won't respond to "Attack" or "Kill" :twisted: