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Damn you cadburies fingers!

whisky

Boobie inspector
I was a little hungry, and there was a full box in my drawer at work, now there is only about six left in the box, and I had to force myself to put those away.

Sooooooooooooooooooooo damn tasty!
 
They started to put crystal meth in them now - that's the reason your teeth rot and fall out - not the sugar
 
Damn them even more then!
 
you're just saying that cos your jumpy for your next meth fix
 
mmmm chocolate meth
 
IT'S CREME EGG TIME OF THE YEAR
 
Creme Egg is filled with Sportacus Semen
 
If it tastes good, I don't care if it's Ziggy semen.
 
Cream egg bars are even tastier than cream eggs
 
OMG.. chocolate and creme
 
Surely cream egg bars have less cream?!

Anyway, cadburies fingers can be used as a substitute for ciggies, so in a sense you were doing an important medical trial. You should congratulate yourself with a box of cadburies fingers.
 
I would rip a hookers face off for a cadbury egg
 
Ziggy Semen, any relation to Ziggy Stardust or Soggy Semen?
 
aw! beat me to the zippy Ziggy Stardust reference :(

Now Im all enraged and thwarted and shit for going to bed and missing out on the chance for witty repartée

THUS I BECAME A FOOTBALL HOOLIGAN
 
^ Cadbury's fingers can be blamed for that too!!
 
AND DANCING
 
AND HITLER
 
HITLER HAD MANY HOBBIES.
 
AND A FEW HOBBITS
 
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