Damn You, Kingpin!

[Wench]

You said you were just going out for diapers. It's been 2 months. Just so you know, I gave all your clothes to Goodwill, yes, even your bunny jammys. I burned all of your Care Bear collection and sent your mother a copy of your little "Look at me, I'm Marylin Monroe" video you made. Send me some child support or she get's your "I'm so pretty" video next!


I am deadly serious.

 

[VKD]

suck it, dual.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Yet another Queenpin licker?

Is it easy to type with your tongue so far up his emo-ass?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

suck it, dual.

You dirty fucker - I was typing as fast as I could and you still beat me.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

School must be out early today.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

For grade-schoolers, yes.

 

[The Harlot]

Yet another Queenpin licker?

Is it easy to type with your tongue so far up his emo-ass?

That's fucking sick.

 

[Wench]

If by tongue you mean 15 inch black dildo then yes, yes it is.

I mean it, Kingster, I will tell your all your secrets!

 

[VKD]

suck it, gnome

 

[Gagh]

SPAM

 

[Gagh]

A bit more spam.

 

[Gagh]

Yet a further item of spam.

 

[Gagh]

You guessed it - spam.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I used to eat Spam.

 

[Wench]

Gnome? Is that some kind of homo erotic fantasy thing you have going?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Feeling self-conscious?

 

[Wench]

Nope, feeling fine. Sweet of you to ask though. How do you feel about raising another guys kids?

 

[Gagh]

I can't believe I just posted some spam.

 

[Gagh]

FUCK. It happened again.

 

[Acrimonious]

I seem to recall a guild called Vae Victus on some lame MMO server somewhere.