Daphne leaving Eggheads!!!

[CaptainWacky]

I thought this day would never come.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Is she the old biddy?

 

[CaptainWacky]

The old biddy who pretends she doesn't know the answer when she obviously does. "Oooh, gosh, I've never seen any of those movies, I'm definitely going to get it wrong this time, just a wild guess...is it Backdoor Sluts 9?"
"Right again, Daphne!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is she ever going to leave? (I guess they film it months in advance.)

The Glasgow Doctor Who Society are on so Jeremy Vine's making lots of cringey Doctor Who references.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So I randomly turned on Eggheads and there's a new female Egghead named Lisa!?

 

[Dr Dave]

Tell us more!

 

[CaptainWacky]

How the fuck did Lisa get to be an Egghead? Did she just wander in off the street? She's hopeless.

 

[Mentalist]

I haven't watched in a little while. Is Daphne really gone? CJ left and came back right?


Watch this:


The "question please" that Daphne gives after every correct answer starts to become hypnotic.

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[CaptainWacky]

Daphne left like two years ago! CJ left to be an actor (lol) then ended up getting his own spin-off named 'Revenge of the Egghead'. It was shit and didn't get a second series, so he went crawling back to regular Eggheads. Lisa only got to be an Egghead because she beat CJ on his show. She's got an annoying voice and always loses. Kevin's still the best.

Not that I watch it a lot!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Looks like CJ's gone again.

Eggheads' CJ unmasks himself as BBC star quizzed over alleged sex assault on man | Daily Mail Online

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Did he just do it for the publicity?

 

[Mentalist]

He favourited a tweet of mine about 2 years ago. For this reason alone I am convinced he is INNOCENT of all charges!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Series 2 of "CJ: Revenge of the Egghead" will see the guy who accused him of sexual assault fight for justice in a quiz show format. But if CJ wins he gets a free touch!

(Sexual assault isn't funny really.)