Dark Pickle

[Dr Dave]

Do you have pickles on your sandwiches?

 

[Dark Pickle]

Not EVERY sandwich.

In fact, I’m often too lazy to cut the damn thing up for sandwiching.

Now if I’m going to Subway or something then YES DEFINITELY!

I also eat them on burgers, in potato salads, and SOMETIMES EVEN RAW.

 

[Ilyanna]

SOMETIMES EVEN RAW.

Yeah, me too (eating them raw, that is). Sends bf into a calendar-checking frenzy every fucking time :rofl:

 

[Dark Pickle]

Looking to see if it's STEAK AND A BLOW JOB DAY???

 

[Ilyanna]

Rather checking if it is FUCK! THIS TIME I REALLY KNOCKED HER UP, FUCKING FUCK FUCK, OH NOES; ARRRRGHHH, MY LIFE ENDS ABOUT NOW; NOOOOO - Day.

 

[Dr Dave]

So you eat ur own people Dark Pickle?

 

[Yub]

I knew a chick who'd eat pickles. With chocolate syrup.

 

[Blindgroping]

A coworker likes it when I dip them in beer batter and deep fry them.

 

[Dr Dave]

Deep fried pickles are good.

 

[Loktar]

Deep fried pickles are good.

Yeah so are the Dill Pickle Pringles.

 

[Dark Pickle]

So you eat ur own people Dark Pickle?

Pickles are not people, therefore it's not cannibalism