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Davina - Jo tarnscript
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Davina - Cleo transcript
Davina: So why didn't you step in to stop the fights?
Cleo: Err, umm, things are different in the house...yes...nosesex
Davina: RAPE RAPE RAPE
Davina: So why didn't you step in to stop the fights?
Cleo: Err, umm, things are different in the house...yes...nosesex
Davina: RAPE RAPE RAPE
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Davina - Cleo transcript (continued)
Davina: Towards the end of the week you bullied Dirk and sexually harrassed him while dressed as a whore - tell me, how did you do your eyeliner?
Cleo: Of course, couldn't do it on my own. It needed a masculine touch. I called in Jo and she was very helpful.
Davina: Towards the end of the week you bullied Dirk and sexually harrassed him while dressed as a whore - tell me, how did you do your eyeliner?
Cleo: Of course, couldn't do it on my own. It needed a masculine touch. I called in Jo and she was very helpful.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Davina - Henoch transcript
Davina: So are you IN FACT the anti-Christ and will you bring about the end of all mankind?
Henoch: LOL!
Davina: GENIUS HOUSEMATE!
Davina: So are you IN FACT the anti-Christ and will you bring about the end of all mankind?
Henoch: LOL!
Davina: GENIUS HOUSEMATE!
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Voiceover: Yesterdeeeerrr at fooaa twenty twooo pm, Hitler exteeerrmina'ed 6 million Jeeews. Therefore, the proceeeds o' this week's phooone voote will go te chariteee.
C4 execs: Yup, that should cover it.
C4 execs: Yup, that should cover it.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Hitler has a moustache
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Davina - Ian
Davina: So you're gay now, we had no idea, did we audience? (wink)
Audience(hesitant): Nuh.. Um, NOOOOoooo!
Ian: Yeah, I did keep it quiet, didn'I?
Davina: So why did you out Lionel Ritchie as a gay this explains those adoptions?
Ian: Oooh! Could we have some FACE PACKS and MED PACKS and steff?!
Davina: Shut up!
Ian: OMG, SO HYPER!
Davina: Forget it.. genius housemate :roll:, here's your best bits.
Ian: OMG BITS!
Davina: So you're gay now, we had no idea, did we audience? (wink)
Audience(hesitant): Nuh.. Um, NOOOOoooo!
Ian: Yeah, I did keep it quiet, didn'I?
Davina: So why did you out Lionel Ritchie as a gay this explains those adoptions?
Ian: Oooh! Could we have some FACE PACKS and MED PACKS and steff?!
Davina: Shut up!
Ian: OMG, SO HYPER!
Davina: Forget it.. genius housemate :roll:, here's your best bits.
Ian: OMG BITS!
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Ian: *bursts into perfect Steps dance routine* Oh, it was some shit like this!