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De-flowered and knocked up!
- Thread starter Kerb Crawler
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Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
It's amazing what scientists can do with test tubes these days, innit?
Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
We have the sci-tech, but ethically, do we have the right!?
Why, man, why!?
Why, man, why!?
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
So I guess his dick works now, huh? Is that what we're supposed to believe?
Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE!
Laker_Girl
Mrs. Big Dick McGee
I thought Tom's sprems were rotten with STDs!
It's L. Ron Hubbard's baby, make no mistake. Scientologist drugged Katie and implanted her with L. Ron's frozen spooge. You'd think scientologist would have picked a carrier with better teeth.
It's L. Ron Hubbard's baby, make no mistake. Scientologist drugged Katie and implanted her with L. Ron's frozen spooge. You'd think scientologist would have picked a carrier with better teeth.
JonathonWally
Skin is my daddy
oh joy, they're breeding more scientologists
Starship Coyote
Original Gangster!
He is. This is actually another virgin birth.
I DEMAND a paternity test!
Ok, no, I don't. But it will be interesting to see who the father really is.
Both Nicole Kidman and his first wife (can't think of her name right now) both had extreme difficulty spawning children with him. Wife #1 got knocked up right away when she got her next man. Kidman was kicked to the curb when she got pregnant, so I'm thinking that there was a little co-curricular hanky panky going on.
Ok, no, I don't. But it will be interesting to see who the father really is.
Both Nicole Kidman and his first wife (can't think of her name right now) both had extreme difficulty spawning children with him. Wife #1 got knocked up right away when she got her next man. Kidman was kicked to the curb when she got pregnant, so I'm thinking that there was a little co-curricular hanky panky going on.
JonathonWally
Skin is my daddy
how can you not remember Mimi Rogers? 20 years later she's still smokin hot
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
^the whole idea of ANYone mating with that idiot is revolting...there goes the dumbing down of the gene pool.
*barfs*
*barfs*
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
Wait, Nicole was pregnant? She had a miscarriage? That's sad!! 
Damn, this baby will have some fucked-up feet, if Katie's are any indication. *shudder* She's a cute girl, but her hammer toes would be a deal breaker for me!
Damn, this baby will have some fucked-up feet, if Katie's are any indication. *shudder* She's a cute girl, but her hammer toes would be a deal breaker for me!
Laker_Girl
Mrs. Big Dick McGee
Hammer toes?! Forget the hammer toes look at those rat teeth, that bitch could chew through a 4 x 4!
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
I've got the odd feeling this is going to turn out to be a real life "Rosemary's Baby" scenario.
Peter Octavian
New member
Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
[whimpering Katie]....but.....but......Tom's eyes are normal[/whimpering Katie]
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