Dead Nigger Day Redux

[Starship Coyote]

As if MLK Day isn't enough, now his widow died, and they're lowering the nations flags to half-mast.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/01/31/obit.king/index.html

Why? Really. Why?

Don't say "because she was a symbol...blah...blah...blah..." The turd I just layed is a symbol that I eat well. You don't see me rendering honors to it.

 

[jack]

Because it's Dead Nigger Day Redux, asshat. Cantcha read?

 

[Starship Coyote]

Why so angry?

Until you talk to me face-to-face, you have no realistic gauge of my emotions.

 

[FBI parte due]

She was an activist in her own right, though.

 

[Sarek]

Look at this way. They lowered the flags to mourne the direction the country will take with the Alito confirmation.

She just happened to kack at the same time.

 

[Starship Coyote]

She was an activist in her own right, though.

And?

 

[Starship Coyote]

Look at this way. They lowered the flags to mourne the direction the country will take with the Alito confirmation.

She just happened to kack at the same time.

Aha. That just could explain it. Now I can go back to my useless, self-indulgent life with a clear mind. Thanks.

 

[Starship Coyote]

I hope you're more open minded and less bitter on "Sardy Day." :bigass:

Would that be Feb.2? If Sardy pulls his head out of his ass and sees his own shadow, we're resigned to another year of his cheez-whiz sci-fi?

 

[The Question]

(to Sardy) Ya ain't plannin' to kack it, are ya?

 

[Starship Coyote]

In the same way I always read the directions for Preparation H...who knows, they might have come up with a better way to administer it.

 

[Starship Coyote]

You've got hemorrhoids?

Everyone does.

Did you mean "do I have aggravated hemorrhoids?" Well, try sitting on cold concrete for several hours and see what happens. That's all in the past, however.

Funny that, whenever I think of hemorrhoids, I think of Wordin. I dunno why.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Don't you fucking dare.

 

[jack]

Ahhh, varicose veins of the anus.

 

[Starship Coyote]

But back on the subject...

 

[Starship Coyote]

Ah, yes. Why so angry?

Hemorrhoids. I thought I explained that.

 

[Starship Coyote]

That as well.

 

[The Question]

This has turned out to be one of the funnier threads of recent TK history. Proving once and for all one very important thing:

Dead niggers are pretty funny.

 

[Blindgroping]

TQ! Bad!!

 

[The Question]

^^Well, yeah, it was a bit. Still, it was funny! LAUGH, FOOLS! LAUGH, DAMN YOU!

 

[Starship Coyote]

I'll pray for you and your aggravated hemorrhoids. No wonder you're so angry. This actually explains a lot.

I want to know first what god you're praying to.