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Dear Eloisel

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Do you have a West Virginian accent?
 
No, dear. My voice ranges from a casual Texan drawl to a very soft southern accent. Of course, I have other voices - the mommy voice and the voice that lets a person know that whatever shit they slung is about to come back to them ten fold.

Why do you ask?
 
Southern accents, to me, are either funny or very seductive, depending on the individual.

I still have very fond memories of "B"'s South Carolina accent as she gasped and (ever so quietly, for even in the throws of passion she was a Lady) whispered "Oh God" over and over again.
 
That is the great thing about southern accents. They are very flexible.
 
You don't have that southern "twang" do you? :)
 
No. Mine is a lilt.
 
Consumer said:
Southern accents, to me, are either funny or very seductive, depending on the individual.

I still have very fond memories of "B"'s South Carolina accent as she gasped and (ever so quietly, for even in the throws of passion she was a Lady) whispered "Oh God" over and over again.
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*ROTFLMAO @ 'throws of passion'* Fucking Americans are so bloody STUPID. Good thing Mother England dumped the Colonies. They are an embarrassment to the Mother Tongue.
 
SaintLucifer said:
*ROTFLMAO @ 'throws of passion'* Fucking Americans are so bloody STUPID. Good thing Mother England dumped the Colonies. They are an embarrassment to the Mother Tongue.
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As it is obvious you neither give nor receive sexual pleasure, your schlong privileges are revoked.
 
eloisel said:
No. Mine is a lilt.
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That means she sounds like that nutbomb from the Night Gallery Ep. "Green Thumb".

Or Glenda the good witch from the wizard of oz..

one or the other.
 
But on a more serious note for those of you that dont know what a southern lilt sounds like think Ellie May Clampet from the Beverly Hillbillies.
 
does your partner think you're an idiot too?
 
That went over my head Homo please explain.
 
of course it did. You're a cop right? Don't you pigs always have partners that you ride around and bully people with?
 
Daystrom said:
But on a more serious note for those of you that dont know what a southern lilt sounds like think Ellie May Clampet from the Beverly Hillbillies.
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Hey, don't go hating on Ellie May. She was a sweetheart.
 
Homo Erectus said:
of course it did. You're a cop right? Don't you pigs always have partners that you ride around and bully people with?
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What makes you think I'm a cop?
 
you said you were idiot. Or were you being mystical and shit?
 
I don't know Homo, you tell me.
 
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