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Dear Jack - September 2012

eloisel

Forever Empress E
I've said Dear Jack so many times over the years I've got to start putting numbers on them to keep track. *sigh*

For some reason this board is becoming all about you again. Normally that is all fine and good. However, Neon, our award winning resident poet, has a hurted foot and I would like for it to be all about her for a little bit.

Do you want to play a game? Every response to Jack Dancers includes a little get well note to Neon.

Example: Well, Ding!, your turtle fixation leads me to believe that you've had a hard time coming out of your shell. Neon, on the other hand, our resident award winning poet, used the tools inside her shell to do wonderful things outside her shell. Get well soon, Neon.

or

_____________, you ______________ and by your endless __________ on X number of troll type boards proves that you are _________. You are keeping Neon's foot from being healed this instant and you need to stop that this instant.

or

You are a piece of crap. Neon isn't. Get well soon Neon!
 
I've said Dear Jack so many times over the years I've got to start putting numbers on them to keep track. *sigh*

For some reason this board is becoming all about you again. Normally that is all fine and good. However, Neon, our award winning resident poet, has a hurted foot and I would like for it to be all about her for a little bit.

Do you want to play a game? Every response to Jack Dancers includes a little get well note to Neon.

Example: Well, Ding!, your turtle fixation leads me to believe that you've had a hard time coming out of your shell. Neon, on the other hand, our resident award winning poet, used the tools inside her shell to do wonderful things outside her shell. Get well soon, Neon.

or

_____________, you ______________ and by your endless __________ on X number of troll type boards proves that you are _________. You are keeping Neon's foot from being healed this instant and you need to stop that this instant.

or

You are a piece of crap. Neon isn't. Get well soon Neon!

Hopefully it isnt revealed that you are in fact a Donovan dual, and it's just another "attack gnome" op.

But fucking yeah baby.
 
Hopefully it isnt revealed that you are in fact a Donovan dual, and it's just another "attack gnome" op.

But fucking yeah baby.

If I were Donovan, I'd dump Gear and hook up with Eggs. Even if I wasn't Egg's type, he could at least give me fashion tips that didn't involve my mother's bra.
 
here's Dono's attack Gnome

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