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Dear SaintLucifer

It's obvious. Luci is trying to steal my thunder to puff himself up. Try as he might...

Thunder, what thunder? All I heard was whimpering from your direction the moment I arrived. No doubt you have heard of me, and you responded accordingly with your constant whining, you simpering retard.
 
Normally I'd neg Imperium on principle, but this thread's funny shit, even if it is faux Luci posting in Yellow.
 
Normally I'd neg Imperium on principle, but this thread's funny shit, even if it is faux Luci posting in Yellow.

Jealousy rears its fugly head. Do remain silent. I am well-aware of your desire to be me. It shall never happen, however much you need it to increase your own self-esteem.
 
Jealousy rears its fugly head. Do remain silent. I am well-aware of your desire to be me. It shall never happen, however much you need it to increase your own self-esteem.

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^ You proclaim that as though it were something to be proud of.

I most certainly am proud to be Canadian. I am an ultranationalist Canadian, hence my Nazism. I am working on running fatass, fugly dykes such as yourself out of my beloved.

You are proud to be citizen of a communist nation? The irony is staggering, with so many years of Americans proclaiming that Canada is a socialist state, yet you Americans have socialised virtually everything. Now, we Canadians are laughing at our commie neighbours to the south.
 
Someone like you should be well against building any permanent roads up in the far north. It might help better the First Nation types, and you wouldn't want that. Better write to your MP and let them know that building roads from Manitoba to Nunavut is a waste of your tax money.
 
Someone like you should be well against building any permanent roads up in the far north. It might help better the First Nation types, and you wouldn't want that. Better write to your MP and let them know that building roads from Manitoba to Nunavut is a waste of your tax money.

You are an idiot. There is nothing wasteful about spending money on keeping Americans out of our territory. If this requires the construction of a new naval base in Churchill, then I say build the road. I fucking despise the Americans, and there is nothing prettier than watching their soldiers get killed every day. Watching our new frigates and subs sink American subs would make me cum.
 
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