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Dear Wordforge

Dual

RIP Karl 1991-2014
I speak to you today on behalf of Classichummus, an IRL friend of mine. It has come to my attention that a number of Wordforgers believe Hummus to be a dual; this is most assuredly not the case. He's hopelessly addicted to the internet, but not to anything even vaguely interesting, as he spends all his time on Gmail chat and Facebook. Wordforge was my answer to his malaise, as my hope was that he would like talking about politics with you (he's a huge Obamamaniac) and maybe even make some friends. True, he's an awful poster, but keep in mind that he's never used a forum before. With time, I'm sure that his quality as a poster will improve, and that he will definitely contribute. Please give him a chance.

Sincerely,
Dual

PS - Unban the repcabal!
 
Dual, you should post your OP here in WF's Gray Room also. In case WF's PTB haven't read it yet or don't know about it.
 
Dual, you should post your OP here in WF's Gray Room also. In case WF's PTB haven't read it yet or don't know about it.

He may have been banned with the rest of us. Also Faceman claimed his freind was his dual and requested the account to be deleted.
 
Of course classichummus. Who else would it be? Retarded of me:frusty:

Even so, WF's PTB may not have read Dual's OP here in defense of Dual's friend classichummus.
 
Hey Dual, if your freind gets booted or harrassed off of WF, PM me. I am in a google group of old ABC News posters. They are freindly and sane and it would be an enjoyable experiance.
 
GREAT NEWS Dual!

classichummus is still on WF. I was just there not 5 minutes ago & her/his name is still in the members manifest & not banned.
 
Compromised the account of Borgs, at the time the absolute monarch of the Forge.

They will let you back in. Even I got back in, even after I exposed the Wordforge Champagne Room for the underage sex recruiting ground that the red necked racist sheriff, Elwood, turned it into to.
 
You were probably unbanned when Elwood took over years ago.

I don't even remember the account's name. It'd only been active for a few weeks, mostly doing prep work for an undoubtedly forgettable troll. By a pure stroke of luck, I was in chat one night, and... fun ensued. :D Were I to make a return to WF, I'd probably just register a new account.
 
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