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Declaration of War on TBBS

WordInterrupted

Troll Kingdom Ambassador
I, WordInterrupted, the Troll Kingdom Ambassador, do hereby declare War on Trek BBS!

Think back, T'Bonz, think back to the summer of 2002--the beggining of my reign of terror in MA. Lisa refused to ban me, and you, desperate to escape my beatings, begged her to change her position: "Oh please, Lisa, oh please ban wordin! I've never asked this before! Why do we even have a permaban if we don't use it against him?"

Hahahahahaha! Those days shall return, my dear, and the second visitation of my wrath shall be even more terrible than the first! I will not tolerate warnings from mental seven year olds like Lord Garth or bans from bovine housewives such as yourself. I am not subject to your rules; you cannot ban me, and you will be punished for trying!

My diabolical intellect, in all of its magnificent malevolence, shall be bent to your destruction! Prepare yourself!
 
Oh, go fuck a duck.

You've been very lucky the last few years, T'Bonz: I've been content to just snipe at people on TK without bothering with your board. But by daring to ban me, you have brought my neglect to an end. It's open season on fat white trek geeks!
 
Sweetheart, I just went through a hurricane. If you feel like destroying TrekBBS, I'm finding it hard to give a damn.

Wait, where is my graphic?

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**waves at Scrambled or is it Coddled Eggs** How goes it, man?
 
WordInterrupted said:
I, WordInterrupted, the Troll Kingdom Ambassador, do hereby declare War on Trek BBS!!


that would require effort and having to care, and I'm too lazy. Unless of course, your offering punch and pie. That may motivate people
 
I, too, think Wordin's warning is bullshit. As an expert in closet homosexuality, Wordin's opinion on this matter is immediately relevant.
 
Tbonz - just a friendly word of warning. once thte DLA has liberated TK, we intend to liberate TBBS from the overmoderatted, totalitarian board it has always been. :|
 
Now I know you are off your rocker, VKD. THere is absolutely NOTHING you can do over there. Not one single thing. :D
 
BlazerBoy said:
Now I know you are off your rocker, VKD. THere is absolutely NOTHING you can do over there. Not one single thing. :D


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The DLA has access to intelligence that is classified to even a mod like you. We have ways...
 
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