Dirty Limericks

[jack]

A young gentleman named McSweeney
He spilled some gin on his weenie
So, to appear couth,
he added vermouth,
and slipped his girl a martini.

 

[jack]

There was a young lad from Nantucket
Whose dick was so big he could suck it.
He said with a grin
Wiping spooge from his chin
If his nose was a cunt he would fuck it.

 

[Starship Coyote]

There once was a midget named Jack
Whose demeanor was totally whack.
He molested a kiddie
In a far distant city,
And taught the little shit to smoke crack.

 

[jack]

There once was a jew named Coyote
who was so fat it blocked his booty
when he had to pee
he just couldnt see
so when done his sneakers smelled fruity.

 

[Starship Coyote]

I thought you had me blocked? :bigass:

 

[jack]

I'm just totally psychic, you little jewboy. :bigass:

 

[jack]

The sea captain's tender young bride
Fell into the bay at low tide,
You could tell by her squeals,
That some of the eels
Had discovered a dark place to hide.

 

[Starship Coyote]

I'm just totally pwned...

FIFY.

 

[jack]

Coyote's a dirty jew dog
Whose fake wife smells like a hog
He nicknamed her Rover
When turning her over
He can't see her cunt from the smog.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Yup. Pwned. Dance for me, little kike.

 

[jack]

You're the only little jew dancing in this thread, kike.

Still dating your moher, from what I hear :bigass: Guess the batteries wore out on your "wife" LOL.

"smog alert"

 

[Starship Coyote]

:bigass: