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Do UFOs exist?

Well, George Bush isn't human.

And let's face it:

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Notice the fat heads, large, blank looking eyes and goofy smiles?

Coincidence? I think not....
 
I dont know about UFOs, but I once saw a small bank of fog in the shape of a man in the middle of the road at 1 in the morning
 
That was Starguard. He was urinating on a dead racoon for standing him up earlier in the evening.
 
Zodiac asked:

Do UFOs exist?

Of course they do. That's indisputable. This is a trick question, is it not?

If the question had been "do flying saucers piloted by aliens who want to probe us exist?", then that's still debatable.

UFOs, on the other hand, are Unidentified Flying Objects, which could be a frisbee or a wad of spit. And those definitely exist, and when they're not identified, they're UFOs. :|

-Ogami
 
Is the following a foiled abduction attempt? You be the judge.

Last year I did quite a bit of traveling that required me to stay in various hotels and such, and on more than one occasion I was awakened in the middle of the night by intensely bright lights piercing through holes in my hotel room walls accompanied by a leary post-information age unearthly drone. I would sit up in bed and watch the lights retract and fade away slowly along with the drony sound. Then it would get very dark and I would get out of bed and turn on the lights and find perfectly pristine virgin walls. This happened to me in more than one hotel room (but never at home).

(And no I wasn't drunk. I hardly ever drink when I am in a strange town)
 
Grammour Boy said:
Is the following a foiled abduction attempt? You be the judge.

Last year I did quite a bit of traveling that required me to stay in various hotels and such, and on more than one occasion I was awakened in the middle of the night by intensely bright lights piercing through holes in my hotel room walls accompanied by a leary post-information age unearthly drone. I would sit up in bed and watch the lights retract and fade away slowly along with the drony sound. Then it would get very dark and I would get out of bed and turn on the lights and find perfectly pristine virgin walls. This happened to me in more than one hotel room (but never at home).

(And no I wasn't drunk. I hardly ever drink when I am in a strange town)
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Damn, dude. What raggedy-ass hotels do you stay in where you would have holes in your walls?

You sure them ain't cars pulling up in the parking lot in front of your room at a Motel 6?
 
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