Do you ever get bruises

[whisky]

and not remember how you got them?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Yes, but I figure I get them at work (my second job) since it involves heavy lifting and stockin and whatnot.

 

[whisky]

Hmm, I did change the water cooler bottle yesterday, and drill a hole through 10 inches of wood.

 

[Tisiphone]

It's because I always forget the safety word.

 

[Deni]

Yup, I guess I'm just clumsy like that.

 

[Pryce]

Yep...that happens sometimes...

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm srue you posted this thread before!

 

[Grammour Boy]

I think we get them while we sleep. That's why we can't remember where we got them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe in dreams.

 

[Morrhigan]

Yeah, I get them sometimes because I'm not the most, ah, graceful person around. I'll bump into stuff and then forget having done it, only to find a bruise the next day.

The best bruises are the ones I remember getting. Nothing like a wicked little souvenir...

 

[Gagh]

I bruise very easily, so yes.

 

[Teacher]

I get bruises sometimes, too.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I BRUISE LIKE A PEACH...PRINCESS PEACH THAT IS

 

[Tisiphone]

^Is that because Mario and Luigi tag team the shit out of you?

 

[CaptainWacky]

If not them, Bowser and Wario!

 

[Tisiphone]

Poor baby. No wonder you always need rescuing. At least it ain't Yoshi and Donkey Kong!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yoshi is a girl!

 

[Tisiphone]

Wha??? Pink Yoshi is a girl...Green Yoshi is all male!

 

[CaptainWacky]

But "he" lays eggs!

 

[Tisiphone]

But does anything real come out of it? Maybe Yoshi is a hermaphrodite!