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DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M UP AGAINST HERE???

Britney's Baby

Britney's Baby

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I might as well have been a Lindbergh... :(
 
A judge should order her to live in a trailer park, because the world is just a little off its axis with her outside of one.
 
Well according to reports the baby was in her lap because she was being jumped by the paparazzi and didn't have time to get the baby in his seat and get away........:roll:
 
Brittney Says:

HOW DAAARE YOU TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY CHILDREN!!
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I'M GONNA GET YOU, I'M GONNA GET ALL YOU GOD DAMN TROLLS'S :D
 
It takes around twenty seconds to get a baby into a car seat.

It takes a fraction of a second for it to be thrown through the windscreen in a collision.
 
whisky said:
It takes around twenty seconds to get a baby into a car seat.

It takes a fraction of a second for it to be thrown through the windscreen in a collision.
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Nuts
 
if the cops up here caught her doing that she'd be charged.

Sweet Zombie Jesus!

Does she really think she'll be able to hold onto the baby(with one hand no less) if she has to stop suddenly?

Wait...did I use the verb "think" in a sentence with Britney Spears....?
 
Oh baby, baby, How was I supposed to know? Oh little baby, I shouldn't have let go... I must confess that I am a mess, and I!

Oh baby, baby..How was I supposed to know? That something wasn't right here? I shouldn't have let go and now your rolling down the interstate, I must confess I'm probably on meth, Keven Federline!


Give me a sign, Kevin Federline is a good rapper don't you know I STILL BELIEVE!


Ohhh! I must confess that I have more money than Congress! When I'm not with you I lose my mind, pass me a line, don't you know I still believe in that bum they call Feder-linnne!

My name is Britney spears and I'm a skanky bitch now! Ooo yeah.. Show me how you want it to be coz I need to know.. oop there goes Preston in the road!

GIVE ME A LINE!


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A) They shopped that photo. In the photo I saw yesterday she had a cigarette in her hand.

B) That guy sitting next to her? Yeah, that's her BODY GUARD. If he can't get out of the car and say, "Back off!" While Brittany puts her son in a car seat then he's not much of a body guard and should be fired.

C) The paparazzi aren't going to rock and tip her car like she'd just drawn and published a picture of Mohammad.
 
whisky said:
It takes around twenty seconds to get a baby into a car seat.

It takes a fraction of a second for it to be thrown through the windscreen in a collision.
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It takes even less time than that for it to be crushed to death by a deploying air bag.
 
My my. The self exiled passing judgement on the likes of Britney Spears. I suppose if that was your baby you would have had it grilled at Applebees so you could just eat it in the front seat - baby seat be damned.

Hey Menty!
 
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