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Documenting my hatred (of Luke)

Fuddlemiff

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
I hate him so much, it deserves a diary thread.

Day 44:

Kat and Rachel are SUDDENLY friends with Darnell? WTF?! Where's Luke been for the last month? They sleep in the same bedroom and spend every night chatting into the small hours, they're friends. They've been friends for weeks. Fuck off. It never ceases to amaze me how Luke will strive to find evidence for his ludicrous insinuations. And how the fuck are the housemates in heaven grumpy sods or whatever Mikey called them? What a fucking hypocrite. Those housemates from hell (by name and by nature) are some of the most miserable, vindictive and deceitful people who've ever been on Big Brother. I HOPE THEY'RE EXTINGUISHED.
 
He's really gunning for Darnell and Kat to be nominated this week. Sadly he'll slip through again (Rachel and Kat are the only ones to ever nom him) but hopefully Bex will be up and he'll then only be left with Mikey to bitch with.
 
Accurate and informative.

I really hate the way he picks on Kat. I agree she puts some of it on (she stopped spelling words out loud after a few days), but she's still the nicest in the house alongside Rachel. And all Luke can say is "the money is all Kat cares about" without any substantiation at all. Projecting at all, Luke?
 
Absolutely everything he says about anyone else can be applied to himself. It's quite remarkable.

Penny Crayon was fit.
 
When the water was thrown on the bed and a girlish cry let out, did the entire country think it was Becs, only to be surprised and disturbed that it was Luke? It was like that Rear Window episode of the Simpsons.
 
Did you see when him and Bex were laughing with glee in the storeroom at the idea of Kat being kicked out?
 
OMG, did you see Rachel's awesome nomination of him tonight? She was getting so sassy she was almost wagging her finger!
 
Tut. So Rebecca's up for eviction again and just like last time she starts kissing Luke. Well it's not gonna work this time. It's clear even the producers have it in for her.
 
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