Does anyone need the Lord in thier life?

[GANK MASTER]

God will make it possible for ever lasting life.

Pray!

 

[jack]

It would be nice to sever your head with say, a scimitar.

Then it would be even nicer to take said severed head and impale it on a stake as a warning to others.

 

[Seph]

can i help i have a collection of cutty toys?

 

[Tisiphone]

I just washed them for him.

*doting wife*

 

[jack]

:bigass:

 

[Tisiphone]

Huzzah!

 

[Seph]

watch me work im like a poet of shiny metal

 

[Tisiphone]

He slices! He dices! He's the Sephomatic!

 

[GANK MASTER]

I post a thread about ever lasting life and you people frown upon that?

God shall deliver you all in hell.

 

[Tisiphone]

That's great, because I'm the devil's mistress, fuckmunch.

 

[GANK MASTER]

PRAY!

 

[Tisiphone]

I kneel...but it's not to pray.

 

[GANK MASTER]

 

[Tisiphone]

That dog is praying for the kid to stop talking so they can go the fuck to sleep and he can devour the lttle tyke. CUJO STYLE

 

[Cacophony]

The god troll has seriously been going on for over 2000 years. Don't you think you could come up with something a little bit more original?

Also, your signature and your posts are contradictory.

 

[Seph]

BWAHAHAHAHA

BLACK PORCH MONKEYS ARE BLACK!

 

[Tisiphone]

Plus, he can't fucking spell Mercy correctly.

HE'S NO TRUE SAVIOR

 

[Seph]

hes the chocolate version of pee wee herman.

 

[Cacophony]

Plus, he can't fucking spell Mercy correctly.

HE'S NO TRUE SAVIOR

Hell, he can't spell "their."

BURN THE HERETIC

 

[Seph]

me me me !

can i burn him?